So I have this friend at school who has this habit of inviting students to hang out at her place because it's near school. Over the past few weeks, her money's been going missing. Like 1k, 500 pesos, etc... basically a little at a time.
Now, I've noticed that she has this habit of inviting people who have suspicious circumstances to her apartment. Like one girl who's a social climber and likes branded shit but never has enough money to buy these things, or another who's mom needs to undergo an operation but the family doesn't have enough money.
So then I asked her, "where do you think the money's going?"
She responded, "Oh, I think I'm being followed by a dwende who's been taking things from me. I need to find an arbularyo. My friend (the one who needs money for an operation) told me that one of her relatives experienced that too."
... So, yeah. I dunno if this should be an Only in the Philippines thread rant but that answer was just epic; and I didn't know dwendes can live in condos.
Now, I've noticed that she has this habit of inviting people who have suspicious circumstances to her apartment. Like one girl who's a social climber and likes branded shit but never has enough money to buy these things, or another who's mom needs to undergo an operation but the family doesn't have enough money.
So then I asked her, "where do you think the money's going?"
She responded, "Oh, I think I'm being followed by a dwende who's been taking things from me. I need to find an arbularyo. My friend (the one who needs money for an operation) told me that one of her relatives experienced that too."
... So, yeah. I dunno if this should be an Only in the Philippines thread rant but that answer was just epic; and I didn't know dwendes can live in condos.
