08-25-2011, 02:03 PM
I was heaving second thought on posting this since it's... Well, I found it funny anyways.
Here's something for Hannah and doubles as a rant [and a rave in her case].
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A friend came over bringing snacks.
Me: "Tagal kang di nadalaw ah."
Friend: "I was in the area." "I brought food."
Me: "Pare, maling mali eh..."
Friend: "Ha?"
Me: "Awkward eh..."
Well, to make a short story shorter, I was watching porn and he brought those 12 inch hotdog sandwiches.
Yup. So wrong.
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Other food to avoid:
Banana with condensed milk dip
Peanuts [are ok as long as it's not Jake]
Sausages
Hard Boiled Eggs
Here's something for Hannah and doubles as a rant [and a rave in her case].
[sp]
A friend came over bringing snacks.
Me: "Tagal kang di nadalaw ah."
Friend: "I was in the area." "I brought food."
Me: "Pare, maling mali eh..."
Friend: "Ha?"
Me: "Awkward eh..."
Well, to make a short story shorter, I was watching porn and he brought those 12 inch hotdog sandwiches.
Yup. So wrong.
[\sp]
Other food to avoid:
Banana with condensed milk dip
Peanuts [are ok as long as it's not Jake]
Sausages
Hard Boiled Eggs
'Signatures are overrated.'