Current time: 03-29-2024, 05:31 PM
Erap
#16
Poor poor Philippines.

You know, I really LOVE my country. I want to stay here, live here, die here, and rot here. But I still have to admit that we are living in one FUCKED UP HELL HOLE. Even my firm conviction is being tested by all this BS going on right now. Meh. Should we all move to Canada? I here their currency just got a 1-Up on the US dollar. LOL
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#17
Politics is this country should be treated like pro-wrestling. Its flashy, sometimes nice to watch, and more often that usual downright stupid. However, in the back of your head you'd know that its all fake and some guy in the background is really controlling all the scripted actions they're doing for entertainment purposes and should not have any practical effects to our lives.

Sadly, the whole political process in this country is both a show and something that has to be taken seriously... as the government elite controls laws as well as their enforcement without total regard for the long term consequences of their actions and include personal gains in their agendas.

And yes, I do share the same views as Nix with regards to my love for this country. I do think it deserves better, but our government is just making it really hard. (and I'm often a pro government supporter, but this pardon is just one of those things that just goes against what I think is right)
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#18
sforzando Wrote:It's a slap in the face of every single Filipino, because it goes against the constitution and all semblance of equality under the law.

There are NO such things as laws in the Philippines! There are only suggestions.
This about sums up what I think of the whole situation. Ay, Pilipinas. Kailan ka ba matututo?
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#19
What better way to celebrate his pardon than Erap jokes? Shifty

Q: Kung si Rizal at si Ninoy nasa piso, saan si Erap?
A: Sa tokens sa casino.

Erap sa Sarap TV

Erap: Masarap ang lulutuin ko ngayon. Apple pie!
Host: Mr. President, umpisahan na natin. Ano-anu po ba ang ingredients?
Erap: Siyempre, may apple. Kelangan din ng harina, gatas, itlog, asukal, at 2 durog na diatabs.
Host: Ha? Para saan po ang diatabs.
Erap: Baka may sumakit ang tyan. Mahirap nang ma-akusahan ng food poisoining. Wais to!

SINO?

Jinggoy takes some law courses to get ready for the senate?
Professor: Jinggoy, who wrote the writ of habeas corpus?
Jinggoy: Aba, hindi ako sir!?
Professor: Let's go see your father.

At Erap's prison:
Professor: Sir, I am the law professor of your son.
I simply asked him who wrote the writ of habeas corpus,
and he answered that he did not write it.
Erap: Alam n'yo, Prof. Itong si Jinggoy, kung minsan palabiro lang.
Pero hindi siya sinungaling. Kaya hindi po siya ang nagsulat ng sinasabi mong writ.

As the professor angrily storms away, FPJ arrives to visit Erap.
Erap: O, pare. Alam mo bang pinagbintangan ng professor na iyan na si Jinggoy
ang nagsulat ng writ ni Mang Corpuz.
FPJ: Kayo naman, e. Para sa kapakanan at kapayapaan ng lahat, dapat
inamin na lang ninyo!

Satan appeared to Erap.

Satan: I have a proposal. You will finish your term but in return I want your soul.
Erap: Wait, wait, what's the catch?

Types of Ass

(_!_) Regular Ass

(__!__) Fat Ass

(!) Tight Ass

(_*_) Sore Ass

(_E=mc2_) Smart Ass

(_x_) Cute Ass

(_ERAP_) Dumb Ass
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#20
Well in fairness to ERAP, he doesn't look like a bad guy at all when you compare him to GMA (and her husband too -_-)
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