Chat Log Retardation

[clonezero]

Please remember that Garena employees will never ask for your password when assisting you.
[6:27] mcdref .S: LIKE MO SKIN GOOD FOR 2 HERO
[6:27] clonezero: ???
[6:27] mcdref .S: LIKE MO SKIN GOOD FOR 2 HERO
[6:28] clonezero: sorry bossing pero di ko maintindihan pinagsasabi nyo
[6:28] mcdref .S: GUSTO MO SKIN GOOD FOR 2 HERO
[6:29] clonezero: sorry di ko parin gets
[6:29] mcdref .S: GUSTO MO SKIN LEBRE LNG SABI KO
[6:29] clonezero: libre hero?
[6:29] mcdref .S: OO NMN SABI KO DIBA
[6:29] clonezero: di ko need
[6:30] mcdref .S: AYAW MO BA SKIN NA LEBRE
[6:30] clonezero: oooooh
skin
facepalm
sure
[6:30] mcdref .S: OO NAMAN
[6:30] clonezero: sorry ngayon ko lang na gets
hahahaha
well sure kung libre ba eh
[6:31] mcdref .S: AHAHA OK LANG YUN KASI NAG BIBIGAY AKO NG SKIN EHH
[6:31] clonezero: haha well thank you kung ganun
[6:31] mcdref .S: OO ITO LNG GAGAWIN MO
ANU GUSTO MO BA
[6:32] clonezero: sure pero anong kilangan ko gawin?
[6:33] mcdref .S: SEND MO LANG PASS MO WAIT NATING MAPROCESS YUN
[6:33] clonezero: ...
lel
[6:33] mcdref .S: WAIT LNG NATING MAPROCESS
[6:33] clonezero: talaga lang?
[6:34] mcdref .S: OO AALIS NA KASI KAMI DITO EHH
[6:34] clonezero: well bye then
[6:34] mcdref .S: KUNG BAGA GIFT KO NA TO SAYO SA PASKO
[6:34] clonezero: bait mo naman
[6:35] mcdref .S: OO NMN SEND MO LANG PASS MO WAIT NATING MAPROCESS
[6:36] clonezero: sure pare
eto oh
rU4r34Lz1e5?
[6:36] mcdref .S: USER NAME PA KAILANGAN PRE
[6:37] clonezero: eto
captainobvious
[6:38] mcdref .S: SURE ITO BA YUN
[6:38] clonezero: oo naman
[6:38] mcdref .S: YW PRE
[6:39] clonezero: aw di ko na alam yan
[6:39] mcdref .S: PERO ITO YUN
SURE ITO PRE
[6:41] clonezero: yeah
[6:41] mcdref .S: ANU NA PRE
USER NAME ANU NA PRE
[6:41] clonezero: user name nga e "captainobvious"
[6:41] mcdref .S: PASS NGAY PRE
[6:42] clonezero: "rU4r34Lz1e5?"
[6:44] mcdref .S: ayaw user name pre para sana malagyan na
[6:44] clonezero: ><
[6:44] mcdref .S: anu na pre aayaw nmn user name
[6:44] clonezero: ><
[6:44] mcdref .S: kala ko ito yun
AYW NMN KAIBIGAN ANU NA
PARA SANA MALAGYAN NA


EDIT: he is still at it so I just blocked him already.
EDIT2: maybe I know this guy and this is a real thing because he is in my friend list but no thank you. My garena account is half a decade old(probably older), I'd like to keep it hack free.

EDIT3: FYI I was confused at the beginning because I though he was saying "Sakin" and I was thinking "Who are you and why would I like you for 2 heroes?"

[Fox]

Tangina, ang kulit.

[clonezero]

[3:33:31 AM] clonezero: earthquake
[3:35:08 AM] Tig: Makati Area.
[3:35:22 AM] clonezero: naramdaman nyo rin dyan?
[3:35:26 AM] Tig: I've heard it from others just a few mins ago.
[3:35:30 AM] Tig: Not here at the north.
[3:35:38 AM] clonezero: yeah I thinks its because
[3:35:43 AM] clonezero: we're near a fault line here
[3:35:52 AM] clonezero: aka the Marikina river
[3:36:35 AM] clonezero: suddenly reminded of what my geography prof told me once
[3:42:33 AM] clonezero: 5.7 daw tapos sa zambales nag originate
[3:59:36 AM] Grifs: putang ina
[3:59:50 AM] clonezero: randaman mo ba bert?
[3:59:53 AM] Grifs: had a dream of someone humping the shit out of me. woke up and there was a weak earthquake going on
[4:00:01 AM] clonezero: hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaha
[4:00:19 AM] clonezero: quite the vigorous dream then
[4:00:26 AM] Grifs: god hahhaha

[Mjting]

^ jesus christ.

[Serene]

Globe's infuriatingly slow service and cockroaches...

Nix: there was this huge roach that crawled into my room a while ago
Nix: and it was agitated for some reason
Nix: flying around and shit
Nix: just crawling then flying then crawling again everywhere
Serene: Globe din kasi
Serene: naghahanap yun ng signal

[zero_kanipan]

excerpt from FB chat

Jobet Glinoga: santi, gaano kadami ulit yung gagawin mong sauce?
Santino Beltran: for 500g na noodles
Santino Beltran: although i might actually make it for 1kg, pero half lang dadalin ko dyan
Jobet Glinoga: ok
Jobet Glinoga: siguro 500 kilos na pasta na lang gagawin ko
Santino Beltran: 500 KILOS?
Jobet Glinoga: I'll cook something else for the house
Santino Beltran: kalahating toneladang noodles
Jobet Glinoga: 50 GRAMS
Santino Beltran: hahaha
Jobet Glinoga: 500 GRAMS
Jobet Glinoga: GRAMS
Santino Beltran: okies okies hahahaha
Jobet Glinoga: tangina
Santino Beltran: sakit ng pisngi ko hahahahaha
Jobet Glinoga: pang isang baranggay
Jobet Glinoga: bakit?
Jobet Glinoga: lumapa ka ba ng
Santino Beltran: hindi kakatawa sa 500 KILOS ng pasta
Jobet Glinoga: KALAHATING TONELADANG PASTA?!
Jobet Glinoga: tangina
Jobet Glinoga: ahahahaha

[zero_kanipan]

from RR Skype chat:

[5:01:23 PM] rick_sindiong: Lagot bert!
[5:01:34 PM] Grifs: rick tite
[5:01:49 PM] Sinilihang Santi: leprotite
[5:02:38 PM] rick_sindiong: Bert bayag
[5:02:49 PM] rick_sindiong: tutuhugin yan ng tite ko
[5:04:28 PM] Sinilihang Santi: WAT
[5:04:33 PM] Grifs: halaaaaa

[Mjting]

from RR Skype chat:

[5:01:23 PM] rick_sindiong: Lagot bert!
[5:01:34 PM] Grifs: rick tite
[5:01:49 PM] Sinilihang Santi: leprotite
[5:02:38 PM] rick_sindiong: Bert bayag
[5:02:49 PM] rick_sindiong: tutuhugin yan ng tite ko
[5:04:28 PM] Sinilihang Santi: WAT
[5:04:33 PM] Grifs: halaaaaa

Oh no Tenno republic shype room seeping into other chat rooms!!!

[Goat]

[10:22:33 PM] M: i didnt really stroke anything tho
[10:23:12 PM] G: yeah mostly i just counter-stroke, although that sounds wrong
[10:23:40 PM] G: ...yeah, absolutely wrong
[10:24:49 PM] M: ....
[10:24:52 PM] M: shit

[Mjting]

[10:22:33 PM] M: i didnt really stroke anything tho
[10:23:12 PM] G: yeah mostly i just counter-stroke, although that sounds wrong
[10:23:40 PM] G: ...yeah, absolutely wrong
[10:24:49 PM] M: ....
[10:24:52 PM] M: shit

Oh my....

[Fox]

Still retards after all these years.

Fox - tentative first Saturday of April
Fox - my place for a kit meet
Fox - you guys want?
Serene - Dine with me:3
Fox - ???
Serene - FINE
Serene - I MEANT FINE
Fox - potek
Fox - and here i was thinking that you were asking me out for dinner
Fox - wow
Fox - i had no idea, man.
Serene - tangina
Serene - ahahaha
Fox - i'm actually... touched
Fox - never knew you felt that way
Serene - we might dine
Serene - but no touching