What does this button do?

[clonezero]

*shoves button in CZ's mouth*
*chews on it*
*button keeps being pushed*
*DINUGUAN EVERYWHERE*

* Blood Curdling Roar *
DINUGUAN!
* start devouring food while laughing maniacally *

[Sirius140]

I think I'd better stop this before they destroy the world.
*pushes button
*two missiles launch from an offshore oil rig and head toward Raffy and Serene

[Saika Darkmoon]

*Push button
*Kupopopo!!!

Awww Mog im so sorry <3

[clonezero]

I think I'd better stop this before they destroy the world.
*pushes button
*two missiles launch from an offshore oil rig and head toward Raffy and Serene

*Ignores incoming missile and continues to eat the stew. Missile explodes on impact.*
*The smoke clears and I am seen in the middle of the crater, unscathed by the blast*
*pushes button*
*The sky darkens from forming clouds and soon after that pork blood stew rains down from the sky*
*The ground shakes and more blood stew bursts forth from geysers than form everywhere
*Licks stew around mouth*
WAHAHAHAHA- HAHAHAHAHA- HAHAHAHAHA!

Yes I really like this piece

[HayWire]

[zero_kanipan]

*pushes CZ's "blood stew" button*
*hears a middle-aged woman grunt then whimper.*
*pushes again*
*hears woman yell "it's no longer the time of the month! i'm out!"*

*pushes button*
*timeline change rolled back on his FB account for half a second.*

[clonezero]

*pushes CZ's "blood stew" button*
*hears a middle-aged woman grunt then whimper.*
*pushes again*
*hears woman yell "it's no longer the time of the month! i'm out!"*

*pushes button*
*timeline change rolled back on his FB account for half a second.*

*pushes button*
*A plate of betamax and barbecued gizzard appears in front of me*

Don't see the problem zero, you must have pressed Bert's button by mistake.

~Master eat us, we're made from fresh ingredients and are perfectly
cooked!~

Later little ones, I have to get some pineapple juice first so I don't get another high blood attack. See zero work just fine.

*walks away with plate of food.*

[Sirius140]

*Pushes button
*Somewhere in the world a yandere knows my exact location
*shiver*

[zero_kanipan]

whatever floats your goat boat CZ. as they say ignorance is bliss.

*pushes button*
[DATA EXPUNGED]

[Airrider]

Hmmm. No data, huh. Guess this means this button can only be good...

*hits button*
*dual back parts pop off*
...crap.

[Sirius140]

Alright Raffy Round Two.
*pushes button
*Blood Falcon (Next) rises from the ground and I fly over to Raffy's house
"Raffy I challenge you to an AC fight!"

[clonezero]

whatever floats your goat boat CZ. as they say ignorance is bliss.

And I can say the same to you! You clearly don't know your buttons.

Alright Raffy Round Two.
*pushes button
*Blood Falcon (Next) rises from the ground and I fly over to Raffy's house
"Raffy I challenge you to an AC fight!"

Wait what!? Why do we have to fight now, can't you see I'm eating?

~Master master why dis you stop? Don't like us anymore? Should we get you something else?~

No no its not that little ones, some guy just challenged me to a duel.

~Okay master! Do your best!

Now then *pushes button*

*Bukakemon bursts forth from the ground*

What puny being dares to challenge The Almighty Bukakemon!?

[Sirius140]

This motherfucker does! I'm gonna jizz more bullets on you than The Fapper could!
AC FIIIIIIIIGHT! REEAADY?! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*pushes button
*millions of Motorcobras materialize behind Blood Falcon and unleash a hypercane (yes it's real) of lead at Bukakemon

[clonezero]

This motherfucker does! I'm gonna jizz more bullets on you than The Fapper could!
AC FIIIIIIIIGHT! REEAADY?! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*pushes button
*millions of Motorcobras materialize behind Blood Falcon and unleash a hypercane (yes it's real) of lead at Bukakemon

*Thousands upon thousands of bullets ricochet off Bukakemon's skin armor, yet he does not even flinch*
*After a while the area becomes flooded in lead and from it out comes Bukakemon and proceeds to backstroke through the lead, having a good time*

Surely you can do better than that boy?

*pushes button*
*large mug of mango shake appears*
*sip*
Here I'll give you another shot.

[Sirius140]

*pushes button
*Bukakemon's wrinkly generator and all it's backups explode