Ridiculous Ideas and other childhood beliefs

[Sirius140]

I thought bugs constantly fall from space in order in infest our world.

[Serene]

Mr. Owl comes by at night to give me a bendable straw if I was nice that day.
When Mr. Owl died over a decade a go, I lost my reason for being nice.

[HayWire]

When I was a kid, I used to believe that girls only had one hole down there. For doing #1 and #2...

I thought that way too. And I'M a girl

[zero_kanipan]

when i was a kid i thought people on tv where IN the tv or were atleast 3D projections (just the concept not the actual term tho). with that line of thinking i tried looking up the skirts of the dancers in noontime variety shows XD

i thought that if you swallowed the seed of a fruit/vegetable while eating, the seed will grow in your stomach if you don't get to poop it out.

for some odd reason, i thought brushing my teeth would cause it to rain.

[clonezero]

Whne I was a kid I thought that all animals where approachable. It took a number of dog bites to send the right message.

[Sirius140]

When I first saw Gundam Wing I thought that just the hand of Wing Zero was a mile big.