Adventures in the HIGHLands

[Hempire]

HIGH everyone whose eyes fall upon this text! HIGH! This thread popped into my thoughts as i was thinking about the circumstances and the countless possibilities of events that can take place in my life right now. It is definitely a blur at the moment, but so far so good. =D

This thread will be about COOL STORIES....and yea you can say "cool story bro" and all that shit. but seriously memes aside, what i've been through so far is an adventure all in itself, though i prefer focusing more on the herbal adventures I am about to embark on.


Day 1:
Possbile hook up cited...my classmate. As we changed in the locker room, he was wearing a shirt with a "Wake & Bake" sign **means wake up and smoke weed, which is an awesome feeling and a nice way to start the day, just don't over do it as you might sleep again lol**

Walked towards the bus stop i was going to take back home, i noticed a 'medical cannabis' dispensary right across the road....i was like (O______O) 'shiiiiiiiiit maaaaaaaaann!!! i gots to check that shit out!!!' but alas, it wasn't the time, as the bus was already approaching and i decided to take it na lng. Maybe i'll pay a visit to it tomorrow. =D

That's it for now. Good night *9:55PM* here. Another day of school , starts tomorrow. *The french canadian secretary at school is foxy frenchy hot! Also there's a cute Half japanese, half american classmate i dunno if she has a boyfried or if she smokes....but i'ma try, maybe luv luv and smoke smoke? Who knows....dun dun DUN!!!

Ok, Night night, another adventure awaits!

Note: This won't be a daily diary lol!

[NiX]

Hahaha this is one of the greatest things to happen to RR. I impatiently await the next entry.

[Grim]

Cool story, bro.

Pictures, please. You know we here live vicariously through those that post pictures.

[Goat]

Will be waiting for your next update!

My view towards it totally changed because of you.

[clonezero]

[Lord_Leperman]

I await these precious few hours before the next update. Do tell us when you're about to acquire some medical Mary Jane, and some love. Also, do tell us how you get both :p

[Hempire]

I'm glad most of you changed your opinion about the herb. I really hope it spreads!

Ok, time to tell a story. =D
That Japanese American classmate i have, her name is Momo, well it was interesting to have a brief chat with her. Her family has a good background when it comes to the culinary industry. She speaks English and not ENGRISH....and she can speak japanese really well since her dad is the 'conservative type' who speaks Japanese at their home. *GULP* *TAIHEN!!!!!* << sp?
Anyway, she seems alright and is outspoken *thanks AMERICA* and is very confident in moving in the kitchen. Thing is, I dunno if she has a boyfriend yet....but maybe i'll find out soon as I talk to her more often. If she has, well.....bahala na! I get the chance to talk to her since we are the group assigned in sweeping floor and empting the small waste baskets.

Ok. Regarding the pics, i'll try to take some tomorrow. The class atmosphere is very different compared to my experience there in the Philippines with ISCAHM. People don't take pictures here. They get shit done, and they are really serious with the work. I guess people don't take pictures pa since we're still at the basics which is knife cuts maybe later when we do more cooking and plating of set meals. Maybe i'll take pictures during meal times as everybody is in chill mode. So for now here is the pictures of the staffs : http://www.nwcav.com/faculty.php. Btw, that secretary i was talking about, she looks waaaaaay hotter in person than that picture, that i can assure you. Her name is pronounced with a french accent. Not sure how to spell it but it sorta sounds like Aun-Jel.

========After class RANDOM Events:============
So yea, after class there was an optional *hone your skills++* with the chef and i volunteered. It was knife cuts. So yea, i worked and got more knife skills++ and i was happy about that. Speed++ and Accuracy+! So yea after class i went outside the school backdoor *our exit* and as i was walking towards the corner of the block, there was this lady on an electric wheelchair around her 50s i assume, stopped a few steps in front of me, and OMG.......lit a joint....i passed by and i was like *DAAAAAAYM!!! That's DANK YO!!!* I was reaaaaaaaaally tempted to ask for a hit, but i didn't because i'm sure whatever put her on that wheelchair and be able to smoke the herb legally means she needs it more than i do so i really felt it was very inappropriate for me to ask for a hit. After walking a few more steps I saw another guy on a wheelchair High as balls *pupils so dilated and eyes red* talking to his friend.

Decided to walk to that Medical Cannabis Dispensary and enter but it was closed ARGH!!!! I finished around 5pm at schooll and that shop only opens from 8-11am & 1-5pm. Sayang! I'll try to visit tomorrow. If all else fails, i might invoke the POWAH of the interwebs and contact that person i've befriended over youtube that lives in Vancouver who is into mushrooms and herbs. This 'bro' right here: http://www.youtube.com/user/SilentBud420

Me wrote shit load of text today. If any of you are reading this right now, i thank you for making it this far, but for now i have to stop. I'll end this edition of 'cool story, bro' with a plan for tomorrow:
*Talk more with Momo
*Take Pictars
*Go to Cannabis shop
*Knife skills++ training
*SMOKE HERBS??? =D

[NiX]

Hahah I effin love it.

I'd love to have your posts as a regular feature on our front page.

I'm really looking forward to your next posts.

[Grim]

Cool story, bro!

Really, we'd love to hear more.

[Shintetsu]

I envy you. D:

Looking forward to more posts here

[Hempire]

Quick update:

*Talk more with Momo* >> ended up me knowing she has a boyfriend and she loves him so much, judging from the stories...damn. Momo =/

*Take Pictars* = LINUX FAIL! I can't get wireless internets working! ARGH!!! I can't post pictars from embedding. Also taking pictars of the tense class is hard.....on monday i will try again.

Go to Cannabis shop = Closed after finishing late at school.
*Knife skills++ training* = sure did!

SMOKE HERBS??? = Wasn't able to toke but i found out the person i'm randomly partnered with on the assigned stovetop is a TOKER. He's somewhat like me, at first glance you never knew he smokes! The conversation about the herb was brought up in the locker room when an italian/canadian classmate of mine asked "what else can you do in Vancouver?" and lo and behold i said...you smoke? He said "no, no cigarettes for me"....and i said "errr i meant the other thing". Then my stove partner AJ blurted out "yea, there's lots of things you can do in Vancouver that's herb related". me>>> d(O______O)b <<<<**EARS TWITCHING**

Then we walked outside with Pat>italian/canadian from Montreal and AJ. We talked about the herbs and saw a lol funny as shit celtic sexual inuendo mural that is part of the school wall near the school i attend. **HERB SUPPLY CONNECTION ACHIEVED** Now for the EQUIPS which Jake would help me out. *I will research and list down the places for headshops>>'DRUG' accessories shops.

**Right here right now contemplation @ 10:28AM**
It's so fascinating looking back at the recent events and feel that there is that strange attractor from the future that i feel that i'm pulled towards becoming someone i have never imagined. Not that i have a OMG RPG DESTINY YEA YEA YEA!!! No, but rather being someone who would be someone who never thought of being that someone...I don't know if that makes any sense to you, but i feel that my life is speeding up to that certain point in time that i have yet to find out. All the random and non-random events that make up this seamless reality that i'm in is just so so so.....fascinating and i'm in awe, and i'm not even HIGH yet. (o___O)

---------Weekend Quest Initiated-------------
Random Event Fluctuations = Relatively Low
Health Status = Fuck yea Healthy
Mind Strains = What strains?
Currency Allocations = Funds in ample supply **Haven't bought any ps3 games and herbs yet**

Current Quests:
*Get pants Hemmed
*Trip to Local Market to buy ingredients for Homework*
#Homework# --LVL 1--
*Half cup of Julienned carrots
*Make chicken broth/stock
*Familiarize wiith Kitchen terms

Environment Conditions:
FUUUUUCK YEAAA! Awesome day is awesome! Cloudless blue cerulean sky!

Inventory:
-Cellphone
-PSP
-Camera
-Backpack
-Monthly Bus&Train pass

---Off I go! 11:04AM---

[Lord_Leperman]

This is great

Hemp's living a life like ala Shenmue with herbs and mixed with an eroge. :p

[Shintetsu]

*Talk more with Momo* >> ended up me knowing she has a boyfriend and she loves her so much, judging from the stories...damn. Momo =/

Figures. Oh well, whatever. I was wondering though, is her boyfriend really a her?

[Hempire]

I meant him...oops! =D

[AppleHead]

Just a few words of unsolicited advice! When you do go on an adventure to find herbs, do not go to east hastings. It's not safe. I repeat, do not go. The only safe place to find anything there is the seed bank.

If you meet a seller, ask for some form of identification or something you can hold on to if the sellers tells you, "I'll just go down the corner and buy some for you" etc.

Make sure you know what the fair price for herb is.

Make sure you're actually getting herb! Someone tried to sell us dried grass before and we got so pissed.

Good luck!