whats the wierdest thing you have ever seen

[strawhat_luffy]

thats rule 34 for the people that dont know. mine would be Care Bears. Thats right, Care Bears.

[NiX]

Dilbert. Yep I've seen corruptions of Dilbert. The only difference in this particular comic strip was that it was entitled... let's just say it starts with "Dil" and ends with two extra letters. >_<

[Grim]

There is porn of it. No exceptions.

http://furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html

Only the link sounds NSFW, the content actually isn't, if you're wondering.

[clonezero]

There is porn of it. No exceptions.

http://furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html

Only the link sounds NSFW, the content actually isn't, if you're wondering.

can't say anything laughing to hard

will just copy paste



You call this erotic? I have much better looking barely legal chairs than you and I'm a professional photographer and I'm fixing to make my own damn chair porn and put your ass out of business. I already have investment bankers standing in line at my exclusive live furniture performances and I know where to get some badass spam mail software and 100,000 e-mail addresses for only $49.99 so you can just kiss your amateurish little attempt at a chair porn website goodbye.



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You have expressed interest in: threatening our livelihood.

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Once again, thank you for your interest and we hope you will continue to enjoy Furniture Porn in the future.

Sincerely,
The Furniture Porn Webmaster

[Grim]

Dug up this age old thread, as the above posts seem more at home here.

What can I say? It's the internet.