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Serene · (This post was last modified: 03-11-2008, 07:14 PM by Serene.)

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child! <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/compatibility/">What are you?</a> Brought to you by <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a>

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<H1>Your Score: Capitalist Pig</H1>
<H2>You are 71% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.</H2>
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You are the Capitalist Pig! This means that you are less emotional than most, focusing more on logic. You are also more selfish, greedy, and care very little for the well-being of others, hence you probably hold capitalistic political views. This also means that you are particularly swinish, willing to grouse in any amount of shit for your own gain, and obese with greed. You are also an extrovert, like most of the people in the hallmark capitalistic country of America. Despite these traits, you are surprisingly not very arrogant, tending to view yourself as equal to others, just like the principle of Democracy in America. Which seems strange given that you are so mean and brutal to others at times. But despite your intentions to see others as equal, and to not be an arrogant twat, it must always be remembered that while all animals are created equal, some are more equal than others--the pigs being more equal. So while you may not be full of yourself, you certainly don't treat others with the respect they deserve. So like any farmyard pig, you are greedy, noisy, and don't care about others. The only difference between you and a pig is that you are more rational and intelligent. In conclusion, your personality defect is that you are a bit too logical, rather unemotional, way too extroverted, and also very brutal in regards to others. You may even be a bit insecure about yourself, little piggy. But at least you're not a platypus. It must suck to be a platypus, you know? All those identity issues.

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">Starving Artist</A>.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">Smartass</A>, the <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">Braggart</A>, and the <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">Spiteful Loner</A>.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
Be sure to take my <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=13372526327873131397">Sublime Philosophical Crap Test</A> if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
About Saint_Gasoline
I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at <A href="http://www.saintgasoline.com">SaintGasoline.com</A>. </DIV><table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/4741219933576750506/Personality-Defect'>The Personality Defect Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=saint_gasoline'>saint_gasoline</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free Online Dating</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test</a> <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=saint_gasoline'>View My Profile(saint_gasoline)</a></td></tr></table>

Goat · 03-11-2008, 07:21 PM

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, moderate, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child! <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/compatibility/">What are you?</a> Brought to you by <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a>

clonezero · 03-12-2008, 05:40 AM

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<h1>Your Score: Mostly Straight</h1>
<h2>You scored 31 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)</h2>
<div id="testResultInfoImg"><img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/users/182/838/18283806126179384909/mt1116983197.gif"></div>

You are mainly heterosexual, but you have a few homosexual qualities. You much prefer the opposite sex, but you have a mild interest in the same sex. If you disapprove of homosexuality, it is likely that you act overly straight to deny your slight gay tendencies. If you are comfortable with your sexuality, you might be up for experimenting with members of the same sex if given the opportunity. If you are sexually inexperienced, you could shift on the spectrum at a later time depending on whether you have sexual encounters with the same sex and whether or not you like those encounters.

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I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, disgustingly generous, relatively well adjusted human being! <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/compatibility/">What are you?</a> Brought to you by <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a>

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<h1>Your Score: Schoolyard Bully</h1>
<h2>You are 28% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.</h2>
<div id="testResultInfoImg"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/users/156/664/1566642811609810544/mt1112830159.gif"></div>

You are the Schoolyard Bully! You focus more on feelings than rationality, and thus tend to be driven by your emotions rather than by a steering wheel, because human beings don't have those. You are probably easy to anger or annoy, for instance. You are also an extrovert who wouldn't mind having a lot of attention, although you may not always get it. Another character trait you possess is your brutality, manifested by the fact that you tend to be aggressive and do not care about the well-being of others. In school, you may have been the kid who stuffed the short kid into lockers, or who distributed swirlies to anyone who scored higher than a B on the science quiz. I wouldn't be surprised if you think the word "faggot" is the greatest insult known to man. Also, you exhibit signs of humility, leading one to conlude that you are actually insecure, because very few people are truly humble AND brutal. Thus, like any schoolyard bully, you seek constant attention for yourself and have no issues with administering beatings because you are quite emotional and easy to upset. Not only that, but your insecurity may be a prime motivation for your brutality. As psychologists have noted, most schoolyard bullies only pick on others because they have a negative self-image. This could possibly be true of you. Either that or you are just really hungry and need lunch money. In short, your personality defects are your brutality, extroversion, irrationality, and your possible insecurity. Go pick on someone your own size! But not me. I'm a midget, I swear.


To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">Haughty Intellectual</a>. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">Bitch-Slap</a>, the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0">Capitalist Pig</a>, and the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">Class Clown</a>.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">The Emo Kid</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">The Starving Artist</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">The Bitch-Slap</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100">The Brute</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">The Hippie</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">The Televangelist</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0">The Schoolyard Bully</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">The Class Clown</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">The Robot</a>: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">The Haughty Intellectual</a>: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">The Spiteful Loner</a>: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100">The Sociopath</a>: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">The Hand-Raiser</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">The Braggart</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0">The Capitalist Pig</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">The Smartass</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=13372526327873131397">Sublime Philosophical Crap Test</a> if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at <a href="http://www.saintgasoline.com">SaintGasoline.com</a>.

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... really now??? okay I didn't expect this o_O

Grim · (This post was last modified: 03-12-2008, 02:59 PM by Grim.)

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<h1>Your Score: Straight</h1>
<h2>You scored 40 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)</h2>
<div id="testResultInfoImg"><img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/users/182/838/18283806126179384909/mt1116983212.gif"></div>

As of right now, you are interested in the opposite sex. You have very little to no sexual interest in the same sex. If you are sexually inexperienced at this point, it is possible that you have latent homosexual tendencies that you have not yet discovered.

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<h1>Your Score: Robot</h1>
<h2>You are 57% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.</h2>
<div id="testResultInfoImg"><img src="http://is1.okcupid.com/users/156/664/1566642811609810544/mt1114812194.jpg"></div>

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.


To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">Class Clown</a>.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">Hand-Raiser</a>, the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">Emo Kid</a>, and the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">Haughty Intellectual</a>.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">The Emo Kid</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">The Starving Artist</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">The Bitch-Slap</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100">The Brute</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">The Hippie</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">The Televangelist</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0">The Schoolyard Bully</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">The Class Clown</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">The Robot</a>: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">The Haughty Intellectual</a>: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">The Spiteful Loner</a>: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100">The Sociopath</a>: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">The Hand-Raiser</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">The Braggart</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0">The Capitalist Pig</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">The Smartass</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=13372526327873131397">Sublime Philosophical Crap Test</a> if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at <a href="http://www.saintgasoline.com">SaintGasoline.com</a>.

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HayWire · 03-12-2008, 03:44 PM

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<h1>Your Score: Emo Kid</h1>
<h2>You are 28% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.</h2>
<div id="testResultInfoImg"><img src="http://is1.okcupid.com/users/156/664/1566642811609810544/mt1114812086.gif"></div>

You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:
life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad
So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">Smartass</a>.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">Hippie</a>, the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">Televangelist</a>, and the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">Starving Artist</a>.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">The Emo Kid</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">The Starving Artist</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">The Bitch-Slap</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100">The Brute</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">The Hippie</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">The Televangelist</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0">The Schoolyard Bully</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">The Class Clown</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">The Robot</a>: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">The Haughty Intellectual</a>: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">The Spiteful Loner</a>: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100">The Sociopath</a>: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">The Hand-Raiser</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">The Braggart</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0">The Capitalist Pig</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">The Smartass</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=13372526327873131397">Sublime Philosophical Crap Test</a> if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

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HayWire · 03-12-2008, 08:31 PM

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<h1>Your Score: Roger Corman</h1>
<h2>Your film will be 49% romantic, 31% comedy, 42% complex plot, and a $ 25 million budget.</h2>
<div id="testResultInfoImg"><img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/users/110/596/11159777880591814326/mt1123440148.jpg"></div>

An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for a very early Jack Nicholson film, 1963's The Terror (Francis Coppola was associate producer), filmed in three days! The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars, sometimes completed within the week. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!

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clonezero · 03-13-2008, 05:27 AM

<div id="testResultInfo">
<h1>Your Score: Woody Allen</h1>
<h2>Your film will be 56% romantic, 37% comedy, 37% complex plot, and a $ 35 million budget.</h2>
<div id="testResultInfoImg"><img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/users/110/596/11159777880591814326/mt1123096266.jpg"></div>

Be prepared to have your life story shot entirely in New York City -- though lately Woody's been loving shooting in London. Also, your music soundtrack is all jazz from before 1949. Filmography: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Stardust Memories, Everyone Says I Love You, Match Point, Scoop, etc. Woody has released one film per year consistently for the past 35 years. For the past 15 years he's been trying to make films like his older, funnier ones, just like characters in his Stardust Memories film suggest throughout. Regardless of his personal life, his films are American classics.

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Lunar · 03-14-2008, 05:30 PM

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<H1>Your Score: Class Clown</H1>
<H2>You are 42% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.</H2>
<DIV id=testResultInfoImg><IMG src="http://is1.okcupid.com/users/156/664/1566642811609810544/mt1114812073.jpg"></DIV>
You are the Class Clown. This means you wear grease paint and have a big, red nose...
I really need to stop thinking so literally...
Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. (Upon hearing the expression "you are full of yourself", you probably also slyly feel the need to ask women if they would like to be "full of yourself" too. I am assuming you have a penis. I often make that assumption, being fond of the penis.) You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. A lot of people probably find your antics annoying, sophomoric, and desperately histrionic. Like some sort of crack-taking hyperactive monkey, you'd do anything, mock anyone, just to get someone to pay attention to you for five seconds. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant! Or else I'll be forced to stand here, hands on my hips, doing nothing once again!

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">Robot</A>.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0">Schoolyard Bully</A>, the <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">Smartass</A>, and the <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100">Brute</A>.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">The Emo Kid</A>: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">The Starving Artist</A>: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">The Bitch-Slap</A>: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100">The Brute</A>: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">The Hippie</A>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">The Televangelist</A>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0">The Schoolyard Bully</A>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">The Class Clown</A>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">The Robot</A>: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">The Haughty Intellectual</A>: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">The Spiteful Loner</A>: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100">The Sociopath</A>: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">The Hand-Raiser</A>: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">The Braggart</A>: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0">The Capitalist Pig</A>: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
<A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">The Smartass</A>: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
Be sure to take my <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=13372526327873131397">Sublime Philosophical Crap Test</A> if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
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Goat · 03-14-2008, 07:12 PM

Tried it for the second time.

<div id="testResultInfo">
<h1>Your Score: Robot</h1>
<h2>You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.</h2>
<div id="testResultInfoImg"><img src="http://is1.okcupid.com/users/156/664/1566642811609810544/mt1114812194.jpg"></div>

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.


To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">Class Clown</a>.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">Hand-Raiser</a>, the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">Emo Kid</a>, and the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">Haughty Intellectual</a>.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">The Emo Kid</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">The Starving Artist</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">The Bitch-Slap</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100">The Brute</a>: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">The Hippie</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">The Televangelist</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0">The Schoolyard Bully</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">The Class Clown</a>: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">The Robot</a>: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">The Haughty Intellectual</a>: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">The Spiteful Loner</a>: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100">The Sociopath</a>: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">The Hand-Raiser</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">The Braggart</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0">The Capitalist Pig</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">The Smartass</a>: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=13372526327873131397">Sublime Philosophical Crap Test</a> if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at <a href="http://www.saintgasoline.com">SaintGasoline.com</a>.

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clonezero · 03-14-2008, 11:01 PM

bert tell the truth did you actually answered the test honestly ... because if you did your results are rather disturbing ... and i dunno ... strange

NiX · 03-14-2008, 11:22 PM

Hahahahahah yeah Bert, you'd REALLY creep me out if those were your actual results.

Goat · (This post was last modified: 03-14-2008, 11:31 PM by Goat.)

I don't know. I'm sure I'm supposed to be getting the opposite one. >.<

Edit: Now I get it, I think I answered the test with my PS2 personality.

AppleHead · (This post was last modified: 03-31-2008, 04:07 AM by AppleHead.)

NON-OTAKU

Take this quiz!

Shintetsu · 03-31-2008, 03:29 AM

Which one? The link just takes me to animeotaku's quizzes directory.

AppleHead · 03-31-2008, 04:09 AM

Shintetsu Wrote:Which one? The link just takes me to animeotaku's quizzes directory.

Oops. That site seems borken. It redirects to the directory. It's the "what type of anime otaku are you" quiz.

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