The Rant/Rave Topic

[clonezero]

no your not you just have your priorities straight XD

[AppleHead]

lol,It does belong to the WTF section. Hey apple,how'd you know that those were the exact sequence of their actions???Could it be you're the one who did it?

j/k

I ask a lot of questions when people tell me stories. It went something like this:

(girl) Friend: Hey, so I slept with -him- last night. OMG! You won't believe what happened!

Me: Wait. I need to visualize. Do you shave down there? Is he big?

Friend: *answers my question*

Me: Ah. So did you have a hard time (playing with his banana) if you had braces?

Friend: *looks flustered* Well... *tells me more*

Me: Okay! *then I see the guy after a few hours, who I also know*
Me (to guy): How's your banana? Hope you got a band-aid!

The guy got really embarrassed I think since he was with some other guy friends, and told his girl about what I did after I left. The girl called me and went "DUDE WTF?!" and I went "Hey, did you know our friend ______ is pregnant??" and then she went "WHAT?!?!" and then the topic gets changed and hasn't been brought up again.

[strawhat_luffy]

lmfao. I always make jokes about girls having braces and sucking on...bananas. lol nice way of putting it.

>.> I've had it happen to me though...NOT FUN. I'm never letting a girl with braces do that again.

<.< lots of blood...not a lot of pain. but lots of light-headed-ness feeling.

[R.Leonhardt]

0_o

[Grim]

Too much information. >_<

[R.Leonhardt]

>.> I've had it happen to me though...NOT FUN. I'm never letting a girl with braces do that again.

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I'll remember that once I get there

[clonezero]

Too much information. >_<

seconded XD

[AppleHead]

lmfao. I always make jokes about girls having braces and sucking on...bananas. lol nice way of putting it.

>.> I've had it happen to me though...NOT FUN. I'm never letting a girl with braces do that again.

<.< lots of blood...not a lot of pain. but lots of light-headed-ness feeling.

Something like that happened to me too, since I sleep with girls sometimes. She was licking down there when her braces got tangled up in the bush. Things get tangled up much easier since bananas stick out a few inches, and cherries don't >.>

I have a feeling some people here are quite entertained by the current topic <.<

[NiX]

Too much information. >_<

[R.Leonhardt]

wait.....a who did the girl lick down there??? a guy or another girl?? what do you mean that happened to you???

Graaaaghhh!!!too much info!!!!

[strawhat_luffy]

. She was licking down there when her braces got tangled up in the bush. Things get tangled up much easier since bananas stick out a few inches, and cherries don't >.>

well, I usually make girls shave first rofl. makes it easier, but I don't wear braces anyway.

:S I don't like picking hair out of my teeth, though. lol.

EDIT: R.Leonhardt she means that a girl licked her "down there" and got some hair stuck in her braces.

I can bet that hurt too X_X

[AppleHead]

well, I usually make girls shave first rofl. makes it easier, but I don't wear braces anyway.

:S I don't like picking hair out of my teeth, though. lol.

EDIT: R.Leonhardt she means that a girl licked her "down there" and got some hair stuck in her braces.

I can bet that hurt too X_X

Actually, her face got stuck and she couldn't get it out. We had to use a scalpel that was across the room. Granted, its not a very big room but its the thought that counts!

[NiX]

I think we need another thread.

[R.Leonhardt]

lol.yes we do

[clonezero]

geeeh >_<


anyway what's with the new topic of cugami's and why is it password protected??? explain only if its not delicate ~_~