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Best motivational use of monks ever

You have no discipline? You are a fucking monk. Monks have discipline. Do monk training. They dedicate hours each day just meditating on a rock out in all the elements. Think about it for a minute. How much focus and energy is required by them just to keep their minds clear for so long. Yet, they do it.

They are fucking monks. Just like you.

Except your rock is the library, and your meditation is study. Sit there. Study the fuck out of your books.

Do you think a monk sits on his rock for two minutes, then decides to whip out his phone and browse reddit? Fuck off. He wouldn't be a monk then. He'd be a fuckwit sitting on an uncomfortable rock reading some bullshit. Yeah, that's not you either. You're a monk, motherfucker. Sit there. Focus on your book. Focus so hard it feels like you are punching through piles of bricks with your mind.

You need to lose fat too? Duh. You're a monk. Crouching tiger hidden dragon those exercises. Oh wait, I just need to see what is on page 3 of reddit - FUCK YOU NONMONK. That's what a stupid nonmonk would think. Not you. You are a monk that fucks up the gym, the pavement, the park, where ever the hell you exercise and crushes all other exercise routines in your wake.

In fact. You really start fucking shit up when it comes to your monk diet. Cook smart. Monk-style. There ain't no soda in the mountains, Bruce. Yeah. I called you Bruce. You fucking man of a monk. Eat the shit out of the healthy shit you prepare. Yeah.

You obviously need a schedule for this. Use some of that monk discipline, will ya. Make a spreadsheet of what you will do each day: food, exercise, travel, study, sleep - and then hone in on it just like any other one of your gosu monk bretherin would do. Oh, I'll just stay up 40 mins past my scheduled sleep time to watch Communit- cracks knuckles. I hope you were not going to say you were going to watch some bullshit TV show that will mean jack shit to you in one year when you are repeating high school. Yeah, I thought not. You are a monk that knows how it's done. Sit the fuck on your rock and do what you do best. Mind fuck shit up. That's focus and discipline - mind fucking shit. Your mind is a weapon of mass destruction. Your glorious attention span leaves entire books, food preparing, exercise plans, and sleep patterns magnificently in your wake.

Monk-style. You. Fuck shit up.

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