06-19-2011, 03:45 PM
Snappy answers to stupid questions for introverts 
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Quote:Why are you so quiet?
•I'm listening to the voices in my head.
•Somebody has to be. (Thanks to reader sb22)
•I'm studying to be a mime.
Smile!
•Why?
•I can't. Tragic Botox incident.
•I will when you go away.
Why are you always so serious?
•I'm only serious on the outside. I'm partying on the inside.
•Always? Have you been stalking me?
•Because the universe is expanding, and if it's expanding, someday it will break apart and that would be the end of everything! (Thanks Alvy Singer.)
Are you mad?
•No, just eccentric.
•Why, what have you done?
•Not yet.
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