07-24-2010, 08:52 AM
Darth Vader robs a bank:
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http://gothamist.com/2010/07/22/darth_va...oh_yes.php
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Quote:It seems the Empire has fallen on hard times. Presumably to get finishing funds for his latest Death Star, Darth Vader—or a man pretending to be Darth Vader?—was reduced to robbing a bank on Long Island this morning. Impotent Rebel Alliance security forces tell Newsday (paywall) that Vader marched into a Chase bank in Setauket around 11:30 a.m. today. Brandishing a completely unnecessary handgun—as he had the power to choke the oxygen out every teller's throat—the fallen Jedi demanded cash.
http://gothamist.com/2010/07/22/darth_va...oh_yes.php