The Rant/Rave Topic

[HayWire]

Rant: School's so ironic

Science Teacher: Okay class, make individual topic proposals for your research blah blah blah blah

Me: Aw'right~! IP~! I've been waiting for this for ages!! Time for me to shiiiiiiine~! *works on the proposals for 2 weeks*

(The day they give the papers back)

Science Teacher: Okay class, you each submitted 3 proposals and each proposal has its own grade, whatever's the highest is the grade that goes into your 45% and the other two in the 30%

Simple-minded classmate: I got a 9/10

Me: Wow, if she was amazed by your fruit compost I wonder what I got...

*receives paper*

Me: ...A seven....

Simple-minded classmate: Hey, it can't be that bad...Maybe you got a higher score somewhe-*checks the 2nd page* ...A 4/10 and a 6/10...

Me: -__________________-


Rave: And it works vice versa too...


English Teacher: Okay class, write an essay regarding the video clip we just watched!

Me: Meh =_= *writes 5 sentences in less than 5 minutes then takes a nap*

(The day they give back the papers)

Honor-student Seatmate: W-wah...I got a B- ;___;

Me: How many sentences?

Honor-student Seatmate: 1 paragraph, back to back ;___;

Me: Well if you got that, I wonder what I go- HOLEH...

Honor-student Seatmate: ;__; ?

Me: I got an A...

Honor-student Seatmate: D:< *hits me with a folder*