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[Goat]

Some quotes saved in my trusty notepad from qdb and some webpages.

"Religion is a failed sci-fi story."

"A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits."

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss."

"Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them. "

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway."

"When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying."

"If your name was homework, I'd be ignoring you to play video games."

"Monty python would've been funny if nerds hadn't invented an entire subculture devoted to quoting it."

"A malicious program has attempted to shut down Windows. As a precaution, Windows was shut down."

An old Cherokee was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, "A battle is raging inside me ... it is a terrible fight between two wolves. One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego. The other stands for joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."

The old man fixed the children with a firm stare. "This same fight is going on inside you, and inside every other person, too."

They thought about it for a minute and then one child asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?"

The old Cherokee replied: "The one you feed."

C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."

Any additions?

php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake

<Khas> Is there anyway to speed up the mouse without increasing the acceleration?
<finn> move your hand faster