10-27-2009, 02:37 AM
"I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it"
"If something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing"
"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living."
"Sometimes, the best way to solve a scientific problem is to return to your childhood."
"When in Rome, visit the Pope."
"Sword fighting in film is not about how good the fighter is, but how good the actor receiving the blows is."
"Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife. If thy neighbor's wife covets you, thou shall not refuse..."
"You try and try and you keep on failing. Moral of the story........STOP TRYING."
"The law is for the benefit of all. If not for one, then none at all."
"Ang naglalakad ng mabilis... walang pamasahe."
“Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala”
"Sa sobrang galing ng Diyos, ang density ng tubig ay 1.000 gram per liter lang, ang mass ng one mole nito ay 1.000 gram lang. 1.000 din ang specific gravity nito at 1.000 calories per gram per degree celsius. 0 degrees ang freezing point at 100 degrees ang boiling point. Sinadya yan para hindi na tayo mahirapan sa pag kalkula ng mga bagay na may purong tubig."
"If something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing"
"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living."
"Sometimes, the best way to solve a scientific problem is to return to your childhood."
"When in Rome, visit the Pope."
"Sword fighting in film is not about how good the fighter is, but how good the actor receiving the blows is."
"Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife. If thy neighbor's wife covets you, thou shall not refuse..."
"You try and try and you keep on failing. Moral of the story........STOP TRYING."
"The law is for the benefit of all. If not for one, then none at all."
"Ang naglalakad ng mabilis... walang pamasahe."
“Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala”
"Sa sobrang galing ng Diyos, ang density ng tubig ay 1.000 gram per liter lang, ang mass ng one mole nito ay 1.000 gram lang. 1.000 din ang specific gravity nito at 1.000 calories per gram per degree celsius. 0 degrees ang freezing point at 100 degrees ang boiling point. Sinadya yan para hindi na tayo mahirapan sa pag kalkula ng mga bagay na may purong tubig."
"May those who accept their fate find happiness. May those who defy their fate find glory."
