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[Fox]

My RANT from Yesterday:

*Met up with Fox at Greenhills to give him his kits and look around for random stuff. We were at this hobby shop called "Cool Republic", browsing.

Trace: This is the place which sells the really inexpensive display bases.
Fox: Right... but there's not much to see. Are the ones on display for sale?

Trace: I'm pretty sure they are. Let's ask this guy. (Goes to the guy wearing Red guy near the counter)

Trace: How much for these display bases?
Guy in Red: Pare, hindi ako nagbebenta ng stuff dito pare, hintayin mo nalang yung babae kanina, pare, siya yung nagbebenta ng mga gamit dito, pare. Okey lang ba, pare? Kahit tumingin-tingin ka nalang muna dyan pare.

Trace: Okay....

Guy in Red: Do you like those models, pare? I was thinking, pare, of starting collecting GANDAMs pare, pero mahirap kasi msyado komplikado pare eh.

Trace: Oh-kay... (awkwardly turns around)
Guy in Red: Wow, pare, haba ng buhok mo pare! Ganno katagal mo pinapahaba yan, pare? (Guy in Red STROKES Trace's hair). Ganda talaga, pare. inaalagaan mo ng todo 'yan no, pare?

Trace: O-one year...
Guy in Red: TALAGA PARE!?!? Isang taon lang yan pare!? Parang ambilis humaba ng buhok mo pare (Stops touching my damn hair...) Ano gamit mong Shampoo pare? ang ganda talaga pare. Alam ko kasi matagal na kita tinitignan pare!

Trace: . . . .
Guy in Red: Alam mo, pare? Astig ka pare. Idol. I like you pare. *Smiles*

Trace: Uh... Thanks. We'll just come back for the display bases w-whenever...
Guy in Red: Talaga!? Okei pa naman kwentuhan natin, pare. You're so awsome kasi pare. ang ganda ng buhok mo, makinis pare. Balik kayo pare para kunin yung mga gamit pare. maganda yan para makipagkwentuhan uli tayo pare. I like you talaga, sobra pare.






Fox:

Epic.