10-06-2008, 10:18 AM
<p><em>Your result for The Serial Killer Test...</em></p><h3>David Berkowitz</h3><p>Your personality matches Criminal Profile 40816###.</p><p style="text-align:center"><img src="http://is1.okcupid.com/mt_pics/290/290984234032230366/1353217688359010641-3.jpg" width="" height="" /></p><div><em>"I am deeply hurt by your calling me a woman hater. I am not. But I am a monster. I am the 'Son of Sam.' I am a little brat.
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When father Sam gets drunk he gets mean. He beats his family. Sometimes he ties me up to the back of the house. Other times he locks me in the garage. Sam loves to drink blood.
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'Go out and kill,' commands father Sam."
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Your personality type matches the criminal profile of David Berkowitz: Son of Sam.
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He was always big for his age and always felt different and less attractive than his peers. All through his youth he was uncomfortable with other people. He did have one sport, baseball, which he played well.
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His neighbors remember him as a nice-looking boy but with a violent streak, a bully who assaulted neighborhood kids for no apparent reason. He was hyperactive and very difficult for Pearl and Nat to control.
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Even before the murders began, David had set some 1,488 fires in the city of New York and kept a diary of each one. He was acting out a control fantasy.
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His landlords owned a noisy dog that howled frequently. The neighborhood dogs howled back. In David's diseased mind demons lived within the dogs and their howling was the way they ordered David to go hunting for blood; the blood of pretty young women.
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Berkowitz was driven to the edge: "I'd come home to Coligni avenue like at six-thirty in the morning. It would begin then, the howling. On my days, off, I heard it all night, too. It made me scream. I used to scream out begging for the noise to stop. It never did.
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"The demons never stopped. I couldn't sleep. I had no strength to fight. I could barely drive. Coming home from work one night, I almost killed myself in the car. I needed to sleep....The demons wouldn't give me any peace."
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He killed half a dozen people and wounded several others as a result of his madness.
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While you may or may not be capable of performing the horrific acts he did, you loosely resemble (with some obvious exceptions) his criminal profile based upon your general motivations, preferences and behavior patterns.
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Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.<br>You're into my style, so check out my fashion.
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<p><em>Your result for The Ideal Job for Your Personality Test...</em></p><h3>Farmer</h3><p>You scored 33 intelligence, 29 diligence, 34 charisma, and 43 compassion!</p><p style="text-align:center"><img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/users/178/626/17862766049708138009/mt1115677785.jpg" width="" height="" /></p><div>Farmers are a vital part of our economic system. Nonetheless, they don't have an easy life. It's hard to make it in this field.<br><br>
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damn would this change if I was a graduate already >_<
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When father Sam gets drunk he gets mean. He beats his family. Sometimes he ties me up to the back of the house. Other times he locks me in the garage. Sam loves to drink blood.
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'Go out and kill,' commands father Sam."
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Your personality type matches the criminal profile of David Berkowitz: Son of Sam.
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He was always big for his age and always felt different and less attractive than his peers. All through his youth he was uncomfortable with other people. He did have one sport, baseball, which he played well.
<P>
His neighbors remember him as a nice-looking boy but with a violent streak, a bully who assaulted neighborhood kids for no apparent reason. He was hyperactive and very difficult for Pearl and Nat to control.
<P>
Even before the murders began, David had set some 1,488 fires in the city of New York and kept a diary of each one. He was acting out a control fantasy.
<P>
His landlords owned a noisy dog that howled frequently. The neighborhood dogs howled back. In David's diseased mind demons lived within the dogs and their howling was the way they ordered David to go hunting for blood; the blood of pretty young women.
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Berkowitz was driven to the edge: "I'd come home to Coligni avenue like at six-thirty in the morning. It would begin then, the howling. On my days, off, I heard it all night, too. It made me scream. I used to scream out begging for the noise to stop. It never did.
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"The demons never stopped. I couldn't sleep. I had no strength to fight. I could barely drive. Coming home from work one night, I almost killed myself in the car. I needed to sleep....The demons wouldn't give me any peace."
<P>
He killed half a dozen people and wounded several others as a result of his madness.
<P>
While you may or may not be capable of performing the horrific acts he did, you loosely resemble (with some obvious exceptions) his criminal profile based upon your general motivations, preferences and behavior patterns.
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Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.<br>You're into my style, so check out my fashion.
<p> <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/ubervanity" target="_blank">www.ubervanity.com</a>
<p>(Don't worry about losing your place on OkCupid. It will stay open in a separate window)</div><p><a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-serial-killer-test">Take The Serial Killer Test</a> at <a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/"><b style="color:#131313"><span style="color:#ac000c">H</span>ello<span style="color:#ac000c">Q</span>uizzy</b></a></p>
<p><em>Your result for The Ideal Job for Your Personality Test...</em></p><h3>Farmer</h3><p>You scored 33 intelligence, 29 diligence, 34 charisma, and 43 compassion!</p><p style="text-align:center"><img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/users/178/626/17862766049708138009/mt1115677785.jpg" width="" height="" /></p><div>Farmers are a vital part of our economic system. Nonetheless, they don't have an easy life. It's hard to make it in this field.<br><br>
Other jobs you might be good at: gardener, park ranger</div><p><a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-ideal-job-for-your-personality-test">Take The Ideal Job for Your Personality Test</a> at <a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/"><b style="color:#131313"><span style="color:#ac000c">H</span>ello<span style="color:#ac000c">Q</span>uizzy</b></a></p>
damn would this change if I was a graduate already >_<
whargarrblwhargarrblwhargarrbl!
