Grim Wrote:There is porn of it. No exceptions.
http://furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html
Only the link sounds NSFW, the content actually isn't, if you're wondering.
can't say anything laughing to hard will just copy paste
You call this erotic? I have much better looking barely legal chairs than you and I'm a professional photographer and I'm fixing to make my own damn chair porn and put your ass out of business. I already have investment bankers standing in line at my exclusive live furniture performances and I know where to get some badass spam mail software and 100,000 e-mail addresses for only $49.99 so you can just kiss your amateurish little attempt at a chair porn website goodbye.
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You have expressed interest in: threatening our livelihood.
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