Someone was asking about "guy", so I'll write about it here in 3rd person format just because.
It was a mildly chilly day, and the pair sat on a covered bench by the dormitory of the woman. The man sighed as he lighted what was to be his fifth smoke of the day. "Are you afraid of me?" He asked, not daring to face the woman he was with. "Or are you too unsure about yourself?"
Upon hearing this, Apple scowled and remarked with some sarcasm, "I'm pretty sure about myself, thanks? But I don't think we'll do very well as a couple. I can tell. I can't even imagine myself sleeping with you."
"But do you want to?"
"Nope."
"Do you want to try to make sure?"
"Sure. Let's go upstairs."
The pair stood up and climbed two flights of stairs, eventually finding themselves in the bedroom of the woman who was named Apple.
"What do we do now? If you don't want to try anything, I'm going to check my email and then play something," said the woman, staring at a gaming console with a ring.
The man crossed his arms nonchalantly. "Fine. This isn't the way to go about it anyway. Can I play BioShock for a while?"
"Go ahead", answered the woman as she turned towards her laptop.
ONE WEEK LATER
The guy and the woman were in bed, with their clothes a little messy from a lot of cuddling.
"You couldn't even kiss me or lift my shirt up," laughed the woman. "I was right."
"Agreed. This isn't going to work out." The guy smirked. "There goes my pride as a man."
"I'll call you if I ever need a penis. Come visit whenever you want though."
It was a mildly chilly day, and the pair sat on a covered bench by the dormitory of the woman. The man sighed as he lighted what was to be his fifth smoke of the day. "Are you afraid of me?" He asked, not daring to face the woman he was with. "Or are you too unsure about yourself?"
Upon hearing this, Apple scowled and remarked with some sarcasm, "I'm pretty sure about myself, thanks? But I don't think we'll do very well as a couple. I can tell. I can't even imagine myself sleeping with you."
"But do you want to?"
"Nope."
"Do you want to try to make sure?"
"Sure. Let's go upstairs."
The pair stood up and climbed two flights of stairs, eventually finding themselves in the bedroom of the woman who was named Apple.
"What do we do now? If you don't want to try anything, I'm going to check my email and then play something," said the woman, staring at a gaming console with a ring.
The man crossed his arms nonchalantly. "Fine. This isn't the way to go about it anyway. Can I play BioShock for a while?"
"Go ahead", answered the woman as she turned towards her laptop.
ONE WEEK LATER
The guy and the woman were in bed, with their clothes a little messy from a lot of cuddling.
"You couldn't even kiss me or lift my shirt up," laughed the woman. "I was right."
"Agreed. This isn't going to work out." The guy smirked. "There goes my pride as a man."
"I'll call you if I ever need a penis. Come visit whenever you want though."
