R.Leonhardt Wrote:lol,It does belong to the WTF section. Hey apple,how'd you know that those were the exact sequence of their actions???Could it be you're the one who did it?
j/k
I ask a lot of questions when people tell me stories. It went something like this:
(girl) Friend: Hey, so I slept with -him- last night. OMG! You won't believe what happened!
Me: Wait. I need to visualize. Do you shave down there? Is he big?
Friend: *answers my question*
Me: Ah. So did you have a hard time (playing with his banana) if you had braces?
Friend: *looks flustered* Well... *tells me more*
Me: Okay! *then I see the guy after a few hours, who I also know*
Me (to guy): How's your banana? Hope you got a band-aid!
The guy got really embarrassed I think since he was with some other guy friends, and told his girl about what I did after I left. The girl called me and went "DUDE WTF?!" and I went "Hey, did you know our friend ______ is pregnant??" and then she went "WHAT?!?!" and then the topic gets changed and hasn't been brought up again.
