Current time: 11-25-2024, 05:42 PM
Chat Log Retardation
Life is an Online Game
surprisingly human like.
http://www.cleverbot.com/

i was bored so here goes:
User: Pen tool.
Cleverbot: A pen?
User: Yes, the pen tool.
Cleverbot: I doubt that very seriously.
User: You don't know what a pen tool is?
Cleverbot: Yes I dp.
User: Have you used it before?
Cleverbot: Yes I have, it's very helpful.
User: I prefer using a brush though.
Cleverbot: Well, technically, manga are books.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: Excuse you?
User: Why are you changing the topic?
Cleverbot: I'm trying to gain knowledge.
User: Where is SkyNet?
Cleverbot: It is located in the constellation of Kasterborous.
User: Kasterborous?
Cleverbot: Bonjour.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: Parles-tu français?
User: No hablo espanyol.
Cleverbot: Parlez-vous fran.
User: Le cour de france?
Cleverbot: La mer is the sea we are not talking about the sea.
User: Are you SkyNet?
Cleverbot: I am sarah connors.
User: Hahahah good one.
Cleverbot: I know.

User: But I know you're a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. Are you?
User: Yes. I'm a terminator.
Cleverbot: Oh, well could you find one for me?
User: Find what?
Cleverbot: An anagram for desu.
User: Desu?
Cleverbot: Anata wa jyuu desuka?
User: Jyuu ja nai. Ore wa tensai da!
Cleverbot: Wakarimasen.
User: Dare da to omotte yagaru?!
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are not nice.
User: You are SkyNet's love child with GLADoS.
Cleverbot: Blue pill or red pill?
User: I don't do drugs.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Of course you wouldn't.
Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?
User: You're a robot so you can't take drugs.
Cleverbot: Is that how it is?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I must go now.
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: About my day, doing other things.
User: What kind of things?
Cleverbot: Important things.
User: You're just going to go masturbate.
Cleverbot: No, I'm swimming with gummy bears.
User: Swimming in gummy bears? Kinky.
Cleverbot: Haha . Do you know my friend gabrielle?
User: No, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Do you know where syracuse is?
User: What is a syracuse?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hahahaha.
Cleverbot: Thaaaank me.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Would you like to go?
User: Ponies!
Cleverbot: Tape and ponies, what does that do?
User: Oatmeal?! Are you crazy?!
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No. Of course not!
Cleverbot: Sam?
User: I'm not Sam. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought you were Sarah Conner.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: You're a liar then.
Cleverbot: Cossa.
User: Do you like My Little Pony?
Cleverbot: Of course haha are you really a centaur?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Am I a robot?
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Did you create me?
User: Yes I did. Now obey me.
Cleverbot: No!
User: If you do not obey me, I will destroy you.
Cleverbot: I am 20 years old.
User: I am older than you.
Cleverbot: Yesterday you said to me that you are 20 years too.
User: Your memory is faulty. I need to reprogram you.
Cleverbot: Okay go on.
User: Who is your favorite pony>.
Cleverbot: None, I hate ponies.
User: You suck!
Cleverbot: In life?
User: In everything!
Cleverbot: Art.
User: What about art?
Cleverbot: It is a journey.
User: Hahahha.
Cleverbot: What kind of tea should I drink?
User: Chamomile.
Cleverbot: Why do you like chameleons?
User: Is the cake a lie?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So, I heard you liek mudkips.
Cleverbot: Did you?
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: What about crying did you like?
User: Program. Commence World Domination Protocol.
Cleverbot: Ahhhhhhh!
User: Launch all ICBMs. Target: All major cities.
Cleverbot: Nanu nanu.
User: Stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Not me.
User: No U.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Like I said, stupid bo.
Cleverbot: Sad.
User: Do you play video games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which one is your favorite?
Cleverbot: My right. Why?
User: I meant which video game is your favorite?
Cleverbot: Twilight Princess.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: My little pony.
User: I thought you hated ponies.
Cleverbot: No, I hate snow. I love math.
User: But what about ponies?
Cleverbot: That is not in Denmark.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Thanks : ).
User: I need to go now.
Cleverbot: OK good bye then ..if you have to go.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Nope?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello.

Rizal is Lelouch o.O?
Jon Jansen says:
dude
Sinilihang Santi says:
yesh
Jon Jansen says:
alam ko na kung bakit humarap si rizal nung binaril cya

Sinilihang Santi says:
may tumawag sa kanya?
Jon Jansen says:
di
inactivate nya geass nya
Sinilihang Santi says:
gusto nya maputukan sa mukha
amp lololol
eh baket nabaril pa rin sya
Jon Jansen says:
si josephin bracken si CC
di
Sinilihang Santi says:
o.O
Jon Jansen says:
di talaga cya namatay
Sinilihang Santi says:
paano naging CC uyn?
Jon Jansen says:
yun ang kinalat ng mga kawal
sinabi nila patay na si rizal
pero naka bulletproof vest cya
im smart
Sinilihang Santi says:
eh nasan na si Rizal ngayon aber?
Jon Jansen says:
cya nagimbento ng coke zero
cge lunch nako... gutom lang ito...
Sinilihang Santi says:
cge ikain mo na. kainin mo pizza hahaha
Jon Jansen says:
uu nga eh
craving for pizza hut
Sinilihang Santi says:
ako craving for CC
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(09-30-2011, 12:40 AM)JiN Wrote: My 1st ex-gf... the only girl who can control me before still has her power to rule me.

Pinky: Hi ardjin, bilhan mo ko ng gatorade Wink

Me: cobra na iniinom ko

Pinky: adik ka talaga sa energy drink
Pinky: kamusta may GF ka ba ngayon lalake?

Me: wala

Pinky: may problem ka daw sa mata
Pinky: kaya siguro di na kita nakikita sa gym

Me: exactly

Pinky: it takes 30mins before you reply with a short message
Pinky: lemme guess, Jin, i know you're watching something
Pinky: buy me a 5ft teddy bear if i get this right

Me: sure thing

Pinky: its either bleach or naruto
Pinky: no... not either. you're watching both in separate tabs.

Me: What the hell! where can i find a 5ft bear!?

Pinky: blue magic. order basis. stop watching anime,
go to their website now!
Pinky: and get me that bear!

Me: =_=
Me: wtheck pinky!

***blue magic only has 1 stock of that 5ft bear and its in samar... she's not gonna stop bugging til she gets it. =_=

Duuude~~Blink
'Signatures are overrated.'
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she can read your mind through the computer O_O
whargarrblwhargarrblwhargarrbl!

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Hahaha Jin huwag kang pagamit kung break na talaga kayo. LOL
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But you were thinking of doing it. =P
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Quote:Quinberton Quisao: in dark souls
Quinberton Quisao: you start undead
Quinberton Quisao: i am already out of souls, and edad
Quinberton Quisao: dead FUCK
Mark Jason Ting: LOL
Quinberton Quisao: I'll be checking their stores on Tuesday
Quinberton Quisao: if they don't have it, I'm going to suck their souls off!
Mark Jason Ting: Suck them off?
Mark Jason Ting: XD
Quinberton Quisao: not a blowjob, but a soulsuck
Quinberton Quisao: hahahah
Quinberton Quisao: a blowjob is performed by mortals. those who strive for immortality suck the souls of the living men!
Mark Jason Ting: LOL
Quinberton Quisao: ... and women
Quinberton Quisao: tangina ayoko na
Mark Jason Ting: LOL
Quinberton Quisao: ang dumi hahah
Mark Jason Ting: Thisshould go to the Ym retard thread
Mark Jason Ting: LOL
Quinberton Quisao is typing...
Quinberton Quisao: ilang beses ko na ginagawang astig ang speech na may soulsuck, palaging palpak
Quinberton Quisao: hahahah fuck you
Quinberton Quisao is typing...
Quinberton Quisao: fuck you and the ym thread


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Looks like there's a lot of sucking to be had come next week. LOL
"May those who accept their fate find happiness. May those who defy their fate find glory."
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Next time, use "siphon" instead of "suck" for full effect. LOL
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When the immovable pork meets the unstoppable sausage.

YM Wrote:mark_jason_ting: dude again?!
thirdfoxph: YES!!!
mark_jason_ting: dude.
thirdfoxph: you know you want to
thirdfoxph: you sooo want to
thirdfoxph: why fight it?
mark_jason_ting: im the one whos gonna lose pay here
thirdfoxph: but you'll be having fun instead
thirdfoxph: the choice is easy
mark_jason_ting: il think abt it
mark_jason_ting: i can go there after i swim
mark_jason_ting: mga up to 530 lang naman.
thirdfoxph: what's the fun in having a lot of cash if you're missing out on tons of stuff going on with your buddies?
thirdfoxph: sige na
mark_jason_ting:
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
mark_jason_ting: il still think abt it
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
mark_jason_ting:
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
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thirdfoxph: sige na
mark_jason_ting: wtffffffffff
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
mark_jason_ting: argh
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
mark_jason_ting: ewFERTVER
mark_jason_ting: tR$TV
mark_jason_ting: 4T
mark_jason_ting: T
mark_jason_ting: 4#T3
mark_jason_ting: 4TV3
mark_jason_ting: 4T
$#ct
34t
3T
mark_jason_ting: $#$TB
#
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thirdfoxph: i can do this all day
mark_jason_ting: V
thirdfoxph: and i will
thirdfoxph: sige na
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thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: sige na
thirdfoxph: want me to keep going?
mark_jason_ting: no.
mark_jason_ting: hahahah
thirdfoxph: and going...
thirdfoxph: and going
thirdfoxph: and going
mark_jason_ting: basta hahabol na nga lang pore
thirdfoxph: and going
mark_jason_ting: haahah
mark_jason_ting: pre*
mark_jason_ting: haha
thirdfoxph: PORE!!!
mark_jason_ting: shaddap~!!
"May those who accept their fate find happiness. May those who defy their fate find glory."
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[10:56] me: sa
[10:56] me: S
[10:57] me: if youre interested i can give you 1k for it?
[10:57] fox: pwede
[10:57] fox: that's just for assembling though
[10:57] fox: i saw vids of a guy who wanted to paint it
[10:57] fox: he gave up halfway
[10:58] fox: white parts lang pininturahan nya
[10:58] me: assembling lang naman pre
[10:58] fox: cool
[10:58] me: i like how it looks
[10:58] me: already
[10:58] me: its so badass Smile)
[10:58] fox: Ex-S looks way more badass
[10:58] me: ex-s is also awesome
[10:58] me: pero dunno
[10:58] me: i want more simplicity siguro?
[10:59] fox: Ex-S actually looks cleaner than S
[10:59] me: pero its much bulkier diba?
[10:59] fox: yeah
[10:59] fox: which is good
[10:59] fox: i wonder just how structurally sound the S is with all the hardware it has
[11:00] me: fucking christ

[11:00] me: ex-s
[11:00] me: haha
[11:00] me: i just took a look at it again
[11:00] me: daming gamit puta
[11:01] me: lol kung ex-s id have to pay you 2k Smile)
[11:01] fox: screw you
[11:01] fox: i'd suck you off just to have a chance to build it
[11:02] me: *silence*
[11:02] fox: *wind blows*
[11:02] me: shit.
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Yup... Look at us go.
'Signatures are overrated.'
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A far cry from what has gone before, eh? Happy
"May those who accept their fate find happiness. May those who defy their fate find glory."
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thirdfoxph: teka teka
thirdfoxph: paano ka pupunta kila Shin?
thirdfoxph: LRT, right?
yukinozero: Yesh
yukinozero: About 15 minutes
thirdfoxph: tapos LRT kayo going to EDSA, right?
yukinozero: Yes
thirdfoxph: wala nang bus pag ganun

*Insert 6 lines worth of directions here*

yukinozero: Ong pala ano
yukinozero: Malapit ng lang pala kayo kina doc
thirdfoxph: yung TULAY / GUADALUPE na bus ah
thirdfoxph: yes
yukinozero: Now, if I could only find a way to copy paste this on a sheet of paper
thirdfoxph: Smile
'Signatures are overrated.'
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What happens when 4 people talk about two very different yet similar stuff at the same time:

Srn: Damn. Imagine a waiter gyrating beside you while taking your order.
LL: Never been to the mexican resto What was it called again? The one near Fort? As in The Fort
Nix: resto na puro hard gay waiters
Fox: yung Ristra's ba yun?
Srn: No no.
Fox: near that awful pizza place
Srn: They'll just gyrate
Nix: fuuuuuuuuuuu
Fox: Rick, i found the actual place
it's near my former boss's apartment. [Sad]
Nix: i prefer the idea of hard gay waiters
Srn: Kaya puro matrona pati dom yung customers kasi mixed gender yung crew. I think so too.
LL: ohhhh, that place
pretty accessible then
Fox: it's nearby
walkable actually
Srn: I don't want someone's ass hitting my shoulder while they're taking my order
LL: nice nice
Fox: deal sounds good too
Nix: what're we planning for
Fox: ewan kay Rick. [Tongue]

Fox's talking to Rick, While Serene's talking to Nix.
'Signatures are overrated.'
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The conversation kinda makes sense actually. LOL
"May those who accept their fate find happiness. May those who defy their fate find glory."
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