06-17-2010, 11:33 PM
<p><em>Your result for The What Kind of Christian are You Test...</em></p><h4>the Conservative</h4><p>You scored 37 out of 45 on proximity to orthodoxy!</p><p style="text-align:center"><img src="http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/6438326276133860868.jpeg" width="500" height="381" /></p><div>Your theology is orthodox, mostly (you occasionally overemphasize one aspect or another). You believe in the supremacy of Christianity, but you don't preach hate. Your motto is "Love the sinner, hate the sin." You are conservative on social values too, although you believe in helping the poor and the oppressed. Gay people make you kind of nervous. You secretly enjoy watching "Sex and the City" but you feel bad about it.
Jesus loves you! (But, you know, not in that way)</div><p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-what-kind-of-christian-are-you-test">Take The What Kind of Christian are You Test</a> at <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/">OkCupid</a></p>
Ooookaaaay~ wtf...
^That was my goody goody side...
...now for the "screw this test" side.
<p><em>Your result for The What Kind of Christian are You Test...</em></p><h4>a Spongite Christian</h4><p>You scored 19 out of 45 on proximity to orthodoxy!</p><p style="text-align:center"><img src="http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/14310621819348848219.jpeg" width="215" height="300" /></p><div>You identify strongly with people like John Shelby Spong. You may consider yourself to be a "non-theist." You are connected in some way with Christianity, either by church membership or simply by self identification, but your theology is entirely heterodox. You believe in helping people and you claim to believe in God, but you insist on defining what that means for you.
Jesus loves you! (But, you know, not in that way)</div><p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-what-kind-of-christian-are-you-test">Take The What Kind of Christian are You Test</a> at <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/">OkCupid</a></p>
Aww~ I don't like the results. =_=
Jesus loves you! (But, you know, not in that way)</div><p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-what-kind-of-christian-are-you-test">Take The What Kind of Christian are You Test</a> at <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/">OkCupid</a></p>
Ooookaaaay~ wtf...
^That was my goody goody side...
...now for the "screw this test" side.
<p><em>Your result for The What Kind of Christian are You Test...</em></p><h4>a Spongite Christian</h4><p>You scored 19 out of 45 on proximity to orthodoxy!</p><p style="text-align:center"><img src="http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/14310621819348848219.jpeg" width="215" height="300" /></p><div>You identify strongly with people like John Shelby Spong. You may consider yourself to be a "non-theist." You are connected in some way with Christianity, either by church membership or simply by self identification, but your theology is entirely heterodox. You believe in helping people and you claim to believe in God, but you insist on defining what that means for you.
Jesus loves you! (But, you know, not in that way)</div><p><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-what-kind-of-christian-are-you-test">Take The What Kind of Christian are You Test</a> at <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/">OkCupid</a></p>
Quote: Q: Who was Jesus Christ? (was... lol)
A:Just some dude with funny hair. But man, is he ever ripped in the pictures!
Aww~ I don't like the results. =_=