Jaykie Lazarte: that time o' the month
Jaykie Lazarte: i nearly forgot you were in possession of a vagina
Jaykie Lazarte: how is it working out for you, this vagina item
Jaykie Lazarte: because to me it seems terribly inconvenient
iraya: yes it is terrible, this vagina incidents
iraya: hormonal imbalance causes such a fuss
iraya: for a gentleman like myself
iraya: if i do say so, i had wonered how some ladies are able to handle it
iraya: it's effects re absolutely horrid
iraya: and vile
Jaykie Lazarte: that being the case, let me recommend our brand new product
Jaykie Lazarte: it's called Penis™
Jaykie Lazarte: with new Penis™, you never have to worry about a bleeding uterus again!
iraya: oh my, that sound absolutely delightful!
iraya: dear sir, i do wonder
iraya: where i might purchase this product
iraya: as soon as the fortnight, i would like to acquire such goods
Jaykie Lazarte: why, delivery is convenient, and absolutely free!
Jaykie Lazarte: simply write a request letter on simple parchment and have it sent by courier
Jaykie Lazarte: don't forget to affix your house seal!
Jaykie Lazarte: haha
iraya: that seems absolutely simple, are you sure that it is not a folly of sorts done by gypsies
iraya: surely i saw some of them near the schoolhouse yesterday--they were a dreadful lot, smoking ad dancing barefoot in the streets
iraya: the nuns that passed by almost got a heart attack!
iraya: a young gypsy had half ber bosoms hanging out of her shrt, and im quite curious
Jaykie Lazarte: oh my, that will never do
iraya: if they eve wear bloonmers under theri skirts
Jaykie Lazarte: sir! such lewd descriptions!
Jaykie Lazarte: i'm most certain they do not. filthy gypsy scum.
Jaykie Lazarte: not that i would know from checking!
Jaykie Lazarte: it is not the case that i am a voyeur of gypsies, or similar!
iraya: ohoho, good man, you know we both know of your follies in france.
iraya: that young dame you entralled was absolutely charming.
Jaykie Lazarte: !!
iraya: you likened her for her glasses, and i do wonder
iraya: if you let her wear it in bed
Jaykie Lazarte: why, that never happened! NEVER!
Jaykie Lazarte: you were fed lies! filthy, disgusting lies!
iraya: tut tut, man, calm down
iraya: it's all in heard in teh grapevine. no one really takes those news seriously
iraya: but you should know that i too was in the rouge and glimpsed you
iraya: albeit, i was meeting a charmign artist that they hired
Jaykie Lazarte: ...
iraya: to clean the theater and while i was waiting idly for him
Jaykie Lazarte: well, if you are a fellow patron
iraya: i saw you
iraya: yes yes
iraya: patrons!
iraya: i do drop by on occassion when im in france
Jaykie Lazarte: why, that's simply marvelous
Jaykie Lazarte: wanted to have a gay old time with another chap then, hm?
iraya: yes, we should meet up in the summer
iraya: the nights will be warm and balmy
iraya: and the girls will do teh cancan---it's simply marvelous
Jaykie Lazarte: (segue: http://xkcd.com/701/ )
iraya: ohoho
Jaykie Lazarte: why yes, i would enjoy that
Jaykie Lazarte: i do enjoy a good cancan
iraya: yes yes
iraya: well i have to meet for a late lunch with the ladies
iraya: i do so enjoy our conversations--truy, this internet business is magnificent
Jaykie Lazarte: indeed
Jaykie Lazarte: enjoy thine luncheon then sir