12-07-2013, 02:30 AM
High Mobilty, High Def, Heavy-Weight Assault type (so kewl)
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Destroy enemies for glorious motherland.
Pilebunker pesky tank-creatures to destroy them like Russian destroys ten bottles of Vodka before breakfast.
Use superior mid-range shotgun with high accuracy to puncture targets with buckshot like bear punctures the houses of bees during hungry winter nights.
Use three-shot Battle Rifle at close range for true burst action like Russian fighter plane destroys puny foreigner base.
Finally rain deadly blue balls of lightning on your enemy like a true Russian rains hot shrapnel onto battlefield without care in world.
Use weapons in tandem on unsuspecting enemies and watch them panic as their screen is covered in blue lightning of true justice.
Destroy enemies for glorious motherland.
Pilebunker pesky tank-creatures to destroy them like Russian destroys ten bottles of Vodka before breakfast.
Use superior mid-range shotgun with high accuracy to puncture targets with buckshot like bear punctures the houses of bees during hungry winter nights.
Use three-shot Battle Rifle at close range for true burst action like Russian fighter plane destroys puny foreigner base.
Finally rain deadly blue balls of lightning on your enemy like a true Russian rains hot shrapnel onto battlefield without care in world.
Use weapons in tandem on unsuspecting enemies and watch them panic as their screen is covered in blue lightning of true justice.