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You guys know those little captions that describe AC Parts? In this thread, post what you think will make a better/funnier caption for a particular part.
I'll start:

FURUNA - It's like having KRSW INSIDE your AC!
ORCHID - Heavy generator enough to power a city

ETTIN - Insta-lose.
BIKUNI - Yes, such a part exists.

/U - This core part is the shit. Really.
Dragon - Mediocre laser rifle like the Skull, Spirit and Python.

Fenrir: Bigger, Badder, and not so much better...

LGL - pls. stop abusing the stun goddammit.
PYTHON - ZOMG we thought it was 1337!