I've seen many, but I can't think of any right now.
the one I can remember was from the manga "Phantom" while the main character was getting shot at, he said something along the lines of "Dude...we're getting pounded harder than a blonde on prom night!"
I fucking LOL'd when my classmate said "WALANG PINSAN-PINSAN SA T***NG TINITIGASAN."
I often tell my li'l bro "Gising na kapatid, matutulog na tayo." everytime he falls asleep on the floor.
It's roughly translated as: "Wake up bro, it's time to sleep."
Yesterday was our Chinese new year/valentines/S.A.D. celebrational program so...
my friend said this after the whole program...
"No matter what this school will do about promoting femininity in the students...They'll NEVER stop cross-dressing everytime they get the chance to"
Reply ko:
"F4 became Fsi.........."
reply nya
"THE SCHOOL HAS FANGIRLS FOR GIRLS"
and today my other friend said:
"I LIKE EGGS!!"
reply:
"eh?"
"THEY'RE GOOOOD"
Ok...
I think I got lost somewhere there...
"Grapple is a mix of grape and apple"
"Like Banapple?"
"THANKS TO YOU, I'M TURNING BI"
"Ehhhh????"
"Penguins can be gay..."
"Snails are bi..."
"Me name ish Shmion Shonuzeki"
"I em Ma-EE-yah"
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
"There is no cure for stupid."
"You can't have laughter without manslaughter."
"Emo is only an excuse for guys to act like girls"
I like that last one.
"The Haruhi X Konata fans are gonna be extremely happy after this..."
"It's the magical cereal! It's in alphabetical order in which it spins and spins and spins - then it will give you the answer - CIRCULAR"
"So...how does spinny cereal equal to threads and clams which leads us to Mary Poppins?"
"OH THANK YOU BL GODS!"
"Aka. Hiyori"
"I don't wanna pair myself, with myself in the fic thank you very much"
I want you to note that we're reaching high school and we still talk like this
Rick, on prospective new opponents for PACT 4:
Leperman Wrote:One of them might be dedicated enough, since he has a pic of his own AC in his [friendster] account
I lol'd hard.
"Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it!" - Rick the Leperman
"I'm in hell-like heaven" - said in roleplay due to a good plot and storyline but hard to think of the next line...
" learn from the mistakes of others ... you can't all of them yourself" -poster
"WE WILL BRING THEIR AC'S FORESKINS!!" - Serene
"THIS IS ASPAR-*BURP*!!" - Lord Leperman
"Ano yang AC mo? Ahas? Dalawa ang Ettin?" - Serene
"Ilan ba ang ammo ng Ettin?" - Serene > "Depends on the girl." - Shintetsu
"Ang hindi makuha sa husay, kuhanin sa tigas" -Serene's Friendster Shoutout
"Lahat naman may istura eh, yung iba nga lang, Pangit." - theGrim, Chatroom
"This is pizzananimous!" -Nix