08-18-2010, 09:59 AM
Rant: Lrt was pretty fast and spot-on today, but there was one problem. Someone inside the train I got on (which was fucking sardine-jam-packed) SMELLED LIKE SHIT. Seriously smelled like GARBAGE DUMP PLUS SHIT. I know I could've gotten off, or moved elsewhere, but I didn't want to be late and the whole car was packed to the point of limiting mobility to ZERO. It was SO bad I even got a bit dizzy. My handkerchief had some perfume on it, but it totally disappeared lol. Please people, there are solutions for these kinds of phenomenon:
-If YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT, then there's a problem, but there is a simple solution-BETTER HYGIENE PLOX. Do yourselves a favor and take one fucking long bath, take care of your body better and just basically be more conscious of yourself. If you have to fucking apply old spice to your nuts or asshole please do it.
-If your clothes happen to smell like total shit for a variety of reasons, then don't wear them period. Please be conscious enough to at least notice the smell of what you're wearing.
-If you have stomachache or need to take a dump, fucking hold it(or better yet, just do it at home before leaving) in till the next station and get off instead of fucking dropping the bomb and killing others with it.
-If you stepped on a pile of dog/cat/tard shit, then gtfo and clean it out of your shoe/foot/slipper/whatever with a tissue or something. It's hard, but not impossible.
It was a good thing that the smell didn't really stick to my clothes as I had a meeting to attend to.
-If YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT, then there's a problem, but there is a simple solution-BETTER HYGIENE PLOX. Do yourselves a favor and take one fucking long bath, take care of your body better and just basically be more conscious of yourself. If you have to fucking apply old spice to your nuts or asshole please do it.
-If your clothes happen to smell like total shit for a variety of reasons, then don't wear them period. Please be conscious enough to at least notice the smell of what you're wearing.
-If you have stomachache or need to take a dump, fucking hold it(or better yet, just do it at home before leaving) in till the next station and get off instead of fucking dropping the bomb and killing others with it.
-If you stepped on a pile of dog/cat/tard shit, then gtfo and clean it out of your shoe/foot/slipper/whatever with a tissue or something. It's hard, but not impossible.
It was a good thing that the smell didn't really stick to my clothes as I had a meeting to attend to.
