The Rant/Rave Topic

[Goat]

Since this is a Rant/Rave topic, I'll keep telling my share of rants no matter how stupid it is on this thread to let off some steam.



Rant:

I think I've shouted "FUCK!" more than 50 times today. The same annoying cockshitting douchebag I've mentioned before still keeps on failing with his nofuckingcommonsense.

I'll narrate two events that I can easily recall:


#fucking1:

Me: Tara dude takbuhan natin si psycho habang nasa loob pa ng library. *lol*

Buddy#1: Tingnan lang natin kung susunod siya pag ginawa natin to. *runs*

Everyone: *runs*

- The annoying dude spots us -

Annoying dude: *runs and follows us at maximum speed*

- Everybody failed to run away from him -

Me: Putang inang abnormal. *lols and keeps cursing in filipino*

Buddy# 2: Takte humabol talaga si pao! *lol*

Mr. Nocommonsense: The Flash nga ako, tingnan mo t-shirt ko yung logo. (bragging)




#fucking2: (we were on the Office of Student Affairs/OSA signing up for the upcoming recollection)

Buddy#1: *asks details about the event*

- The fucktard suddenly interrupts with a question. -

Mr. Nocommonsense: "Ano ba ang ang gagawin sa recollection? Paano ba 'yun?"

Staff: Sharing ng experiences at reflection, Sir.

Mr. Nocommonsense: HA?! Bakit sharing?! AYOKO NG SHARING! (In an angry tone)

Staff: ...

- After getting the hell out of the office, the bastard keeps ranting on us how the recollection is going to suck in public -

Buddy #1: Ano ba problema mo? Para kang bata. *lol*

Buddy #2: Dude, seriously; SHUT. THE HELL. UP.

Mr. Nocommonsense: *continues to rant like a baby douchebag*

Buddy #2: DUDE, SHUT. THE HELL. UP. Last warning.

- Mr. Nocommonsense is still ranting -

- Buddy #2 walks away -

Mr. Nocommonsense: * continues to rant with his annoying and screeching voice*

Buddy #3: Eh 'di huwag ka sumama, simple lang!

Mr. Nocommonsense: *disagrees and explains some shit I can't even remember*

Me: *lol* Shut your ass up man. Galit na sila sa'yo.

- Again, Mr. Nocommonsense doesn't mind and still continues to rant with his useless crap with a screeching voice -

Me: FUCK!

- Mr. Nocommonsense DOES. NOT. MIND.

Me: FFFFFFFUCK!!

- Aftermath; we boarded the LRT asap and left him while he was on line buying his ticket. Good thing we have our own "stored value" card! -



While the bastard isn't that harmful towards us, the fuckwit does get the attention of everyone in the vicinity with his improper nocommonsenseness. Pati kami na babadshot at naiiwasan ng ibang kaklase dahil sa kanya. Pagnasa kanila na yung mongoloid pinapasa sa amin.