02-08-2008, 09:30 PM
Two friends of mine who were dating went drinking last night, and tried to do it afterwards.
First the man tried to stick it in the wrong hole.
Second the woman tried to lick the banana. She had braces. Some nerve got cut and the man's banana started to bleed banana juice.
They finally got down to it, and when they saw the sheets afterwards there was blood. Man looks up and goes, "Holy shit, you're a virgin?!"
That pretty much broke whatever mood was left. It's more of a rave for me because it was pretty funny hearing it in the morning.
First the man tried to stick it in the wrong hole.
Second the woman tried to lick the banana. She had braces. Some nerve got cut and the man's banana started to bleed banana juice.
They finally got down to it, and when they saw the sheets afterwards there was blood. Man looks up and goes, "Holy shit, you're a virgin?!"
That pretty much broke whatever mood was left. It's more of a rave for me because it was pretty funny hearing it in the morning.
