New Year's Resolutions!

[Fox]

Trivia:

Yes. Goats have the power to split the world in half by having two goatses at the same time. One hoof (or arm if the goat is a hybrid) is strong enough to open up an impending, massive meteor carving in earth. Unfortunately, this is still a hidden potential only known to me, and now you have known it. Therefore it is unhidden.

Matadors in Spain have tried and engaged in bull fights; others have failed; others have succeeded, but they did not once attempt any meteor-carving imprint that would hath made humans falleth back to nothingness.

Did you know that when a goat does a goatse twice at the same turn, an additional damage by a value of 450 multiplier points will modify the original damage, or multiply a whole multiplier itself? The effect will stack continuously for as long as you can put off with more goatses, so I can have as much self-destructing Jehuties I want as long as I can use another pair of executable goatses per turn. Stat-wise, iirc nukes probably have around almost a million times the supposed value of a normal attack.

Are you high?

Nah, he's just delusional as fuck.

Not even. This sounds pretty normal to me.