New Year's Resolutions!

[Sforza]

Pizza is RR's de facto official food.

I repeat... Pizza is RR's official food. Right?
And RR is composed of gamers, right? Who don't exactly play the Wii.

Also, Rick + no burgers = not Rick

Okay, now let's go and try to lose weight!!! Pfft.

My new year's resolutions:

1. Be able to finish two family size pizzas in one sitting! I'm already at one and a half Pizza Huts.
2. Get collections of at least 10 more unique fetishes. Right now I'm into Japanese royalty lolicon. It exists.
3. Try to stay awake for 72 hours straight to finish a random RPG.
4. Fill my office desk with hot ecchi figurines.
5. Buy a high powered camera so I can take voyeur shots of my neighbors.
6. Get a lot of RR people drunk at a random party.
7. Find models for a gay pr0n site for extra income, so I can buy perfect grade gundams. Anyone here interested?

edit: This is why I pwn you all in our hell levels, losers.