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I'm currently working on my offering for the AC fanzine which is due in a few days. It is a fake advertisement for the "Beast Juice" Amida Extract energy drink. What I need is a one liner or a product description and maybe even a title that sounds better than "Beast Juice"...

I'll have you credited in the fanzine(using your alias) and send you a copy depending on how many printed copies they send to me.

Here's the idea:
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[Image: BJCONCEPT.jpg]

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11-26-2011 04:24 PM
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Lemme think for a while. I'll try to be back with something.


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They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla,
Where the brave, may live forever.

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11-26-2011 04:27 PM
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thanks in advance!

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11-26-2011 04:29 PM
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Juicesaragi Amida Extract
30% Lab Grown
30% Facility Escapee
40% Lead and Buckshot

The drink that gives you so much energy, you'll have insomnia 24/7.

Who needs 300 babies when you can lay eggs!! Great for making personal armies!

One sip makes your body smooth... every drop kills a hair... by the root.

Makes your body tough and strong... you'll grow a real tough carapace... after the first molt.

Warning: Destroys 5 IQ for every bottle.


I thought these up since it's a fake ad, I went for some really freaky mutation based ones since we don't really know what could happen if somebody drink amida juice.


'Signatures are overrated.'
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11-26-2011 04:51 PM
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Lol that's a bit too much writing. The page is pretty small(A5) but I'll use yours for the bottle and I'll be highliting this near the label:

Juicesaragi Amida Extract
30% Lab Grown
30% Facility Escapee
40% Lead and Buckshot

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11-26-2011 05:20 PM
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Those are way more witty than anything i came up with. Laughing


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11-26-2011 05:28 PM
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Where's yours fox?

Since Juicesaragi sounds nice I'll be using it as the manufacturer's name/ logo instead of the plain old kisaragi one.

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11-26-2011 05:39 PM
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It was mostly stuff along the lines of...

"Unleash the animal inside."

"This will make your childhood dreams want to be like you when they grow up."

"Making a fighter out of the lover."

"When the beast is in town, all others head home to hibernate."

"Those sparkles you see when you open the bottle are just 0.10% of the glow you'll be giving off."


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Lo, there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla,
Where the brave, may live forever.

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11-26-2011 06:08 PM
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Nearly done. I think I'll be using the ""When the beast is in town, all others head home to hibernate." since I ended up with a winter scenario. I was hoping I can do all three corporations with Crest G-91 and mirage mineral water Sad
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11-27-2011 09:54 PM
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Sorry, I only saw this today. Sad Is it too late? Galing! We'd love to see the finished product. Smile

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11-28-2011 01:05 PM
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Well there's always the next one-mid next year. I'd love to try more fake products other than energy drinks.

There's very little difference with the finished one, just the text and the juicesaragi logo.
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11-28-2011 02:21 PM
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hahah looks really good XD

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11-29-2011 07:29 AM
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Side effects may include a burning aura? Tongue

The last shot looks pretty good. Clapping


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11-29-2011 01:25 PM
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Indicted
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12-01-2011 08:10 PM
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Mr. Fox?

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