Chat Log Retardation

[zero_kanipan]

surprisingly human like.
http://www.cleverbot.com/

i was bored so here goes:

User: Pen tool.
Cleverbot: A pen?
User: Yes, the pen tool.
Cleverbot: I doubt that very seriously.
User: You don't know what a pen tool is?
Cleverbot: Yes I dp.
User: Have you used it before?
Cleverbot: Yes I have, it's very helpful.
User: I prefer using a brush though.
Cleverbot: Well, technically, manga are books.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: Excuse you?
User: Why are you changing the topic?
Cleverbot: I'm trying to gain knowledge.
User: Where is SkyNet?
Cleverbot: It is located in the constellation of Kasterborous.
User: Kasterborous?
Cleverbot: Bonjour.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: Parles-tu français?
User: No hablo espanyol.
Cleverbot: Parlez-vous fran.
User: Le cour de france?
Cleverbot: La mer is the sea we are not talking about the sea.
User: Are you SkyNet?
Cleverbot: I am sarah connors.
User: Hahahah good one.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: But I know you're a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. Are you?
User: Yes. I'm a terminator.
Cleverbot: Oh, well could you find one for me?
User: Find what?
Cleverbot: An anagram for desu.
User: Desu?
Cleverbot: Anata wa jyuu desuka?
User: Jyuu ja nai. Ore wa tensai da!
Cleverbot: Wakarimasen.
User: Dare da to omotte yagaru?!
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are not nice.
User: You are SkyNet's love child with GLADoS.
Cleverbot: Blue pill or red pill?
User: I don't do drugs.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Of course you wouldn't.
Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?
User: You're a robot so you can't take drugs.
Cleverbot: Is that how it is?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I must go now.
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: About my day, doing other things.
User: What kind of things?
Cleverbot: Important things.
User: You're just going to go masturbate.
Cleverbot: No, I'm swimming with gummy bears.
User: Swimming in gummy bears? Kinky.
Cleverbot: Haha . Do you know my friend gabrielle?
User: No, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Do you know where syracuse is?
User: What is a syracuse?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hahahaha.
Cleverbot: Thaaaank me.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Would you like to go?
User: Ponies!
Cleverbot: Tape and ponies, what does that do?
User: Oatmeal?! Are you crazy?!
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No. Of course not!
Cleverbot: Sam?
User: I'm not Sam. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought you were Sarah Conner.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: You're a liar then.
Cleverbot: Cossa.
User: Do you like My Little Pony?
Cleverbot: Of course haha are you really a centaur?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Am I a robot?
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Did you create me?
User: Yes I did. Now obey me.
Cleverbot: No!
User: If you do not obey me, I will destroy you.
Cleverbot: I am 20 years old.
User: I am older than you.
Cleverbot: Yesterday you said to me that you are 20 years too.
User: Your memory is faulty. I need to reprogram you.
Cleverbot: Okay go on.
User: Who is your favorite pony>.
Cleverbot: None, I hate ponies.
User: You suck!
Cleverbot: In life?
User: In everything!
Cleverbot: Art.
User: What about art?
Cleverbot: It is a journey.
User: Hahahha.
Cleverbot: What kind of tea should I drink?
User: Chamomile.
Cleverbot: Why do you like chameleons?
User: Is the cake a lie?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So, I heard you liek mudkips.
Cleverbot: Did you?
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: What about crying did you like?
User: Program. Commence World Domination Protocol.
Cleverbot: Ahhhhhhh!
User: Launch all ICBMs. Target: All major cities.
Cleverbot: Nanu nanu.
User: Stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Not me.
User: No U.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Like I said, stupid bo.
Cleverbot: .
User: Do you play video games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which one is your favorite?
Cleverbot: My right. Why?
User: I meant which video game is your favorite?
Cleverbot: Twilight Princess.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: My little pony.
User: I thought you hated ponies.
Cleverbot: No, I hate snow. I love math.
User: But what about ponies?
Cleverbot: That is not in Denmark.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Thanks : ).
User: I need to go now.
Cleverbot: OK good bye then ..if you have to go.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Nope?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello.

Rizal is Lelouch o.O?

Jon Jansen says:
dude
Sinilihang Santi says:
yesh
Jon Jansen says:
alam ko na kung bakit humarap si rizal nung binaril cya

Sinilihang Santi says:
may tumawag sa kanya?
Jon Jansen says:
di
inactivate nya geass nya
Sinilihang Santi says:
gusto nya maputukan sa mukha
amp lololol
eh baket nabaril pa rin sya
Jon Jansen says:
si josephin bracken si CC
di
Sinilihang Santi says:
o.O
Jon Jansen says:
di talaga cya namatay
Sinilihang Santi says:
paano naging CC uyn?
Jon Jansen says:
yun ang kinalat ng mga kawal
sinabi nila patay na si rizal
pero naka bulletproof vest cya
im smart
Sinilihang Santi says:
eh nasan na si Rizal ngayon aber?
Jon Jansen says:
cya nagimbento ng coke zero
cge lunch nako... gutom lang ito...
Sinilihang Santi says:
cge ikain mo na. kainin mo pizza hahaha
Jon Jansen says:
uu nga eh
craving for pizza hut
Sinilihang Santi says:
ako craving for CC