Most badass things you did as a child

[Shintetsu]

Har Har.

Elementary grade. I had a knack for seasonings and stuff, so tuwing kakain ako sa canteen meron nun.

Pretty simple to make, just add all in containter and MIX.

Now for the ingredients.
1.Soy sauce
2.Vinegar(the usual type, datu puti?)
3.Fish sauce(oo, PATIS.)
4.Ketchup(eww already? it's the CHEAP kind. Now say eww.)
5.Lots of pepper. Black ground pepper
6.A spoonful of salt
7.A cup of rice(yung malagkit-lagkit pa at bagong luto?)
8.Any fried item from the canteen (alangan namang sinigang. eww.)
9.If it's your lucky day, they put some Oyster Sauce in the condiments section. Yum.

Itadaki--eww.