02-10-2008, 12:44 AM
no your not you just have your priorities straight XD
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 R.Leonhardt Wrote:lol,It does belong to the WTF section. Hey apple,how'd you know that those were the exact sequence of their actions???Could it be you're the one who did it? I ask a lot of questions when people tell me stories. It went something like this: (girl) Friend: Hey, so I slept with -him- last night. OMG! You won't believe what happened! Me: Wait. I need to visualize. Do you shave down there? Is he big? Friend: *answers my question* Me: Ah. So did you have a hard time (playing with his banana) if you had braces? Friend: *looks flustered* Well... *tells me more* Me: Okay! *then I see the guy after a few hours, who I also know* Me (to guy): How's your banana? Hope you got a band-aid! The guy got really embarrassed I think since he was with some other guy friends, and told his girl about what I did after I left. The girl called me and went "DUDE WTF?!" and I went "Hey, did you know our friend ______ is pregnant??" and then she went "WHAT?!?!" and then the topic gets changed and hasn't been brought up again. 
02-10-2008, 06:29 AM
lmfao. I always make jokes about girls having braces and sucking on...bananas. lol nice way of putting it.
>.> I've had it happen to me though...NOT FUN. I'm never letting a girl with braces do that again. <.< lots of blood...not a lot of pain. but lots of light-headed-ness feeling.
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02-10-2008, 06:35 PM
Quote:>.> I've had it happen to me though...NOT FUN. I'm never letting a girl with braces do that again.] I'll remember that once I get there 
02-10-2008, 07:07 PM
theGrim Wrote:Too much information. >_< seconded XD
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02-10-2008, 08:40 PM
strawhat_luffy Wrote:lmfao. I always make jokes about girls having braces and sucking on...bananas. lol nice way of putting it. Something like that happened to me too, since I sleep with girls sometimes. She was licking down there when her braces got tangled up in the bush. Things get tangled up much easier since bananas stick out a few inches, and cherries don't >.> I have a feeling some people here are quite entertained by the current topic <.<
02-10-2008, 10:57 PM
wait.....a who did the girl lick down there??? a guy or another girl?? what do you mean that happened to you???
Graaaaghhh!!!too much info!!!!
02-11-2008, 12:07 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-11-2008, 12:08 AM by strawhat_luffy.)
AppleHead Wrote:. She was licking down there when her braces got tangled up in the bush. Things get tangled up much easier since bananas stick out a few inches, and cherries don't >.> well, I usually make girls shave first rofl. makes it easier, but I don't wear braces anyway. :S I don't like picking hair out of my teeth, though. lol. EDIT: R.Leonhardt she means that a girl licked her "down there" and got some hair stuck in her braces. I can bet that hurt too X_X
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02-11-2008, 12:19 AM
strawhat_luffy Wrote:well, I usually make girls shave first rofl. makes it easier, but I don't wear braces anyway. Actually, her face got stuck and she couldn't get it out. We had to use a scalpel that was across the room. Granted, its not a very big room but its the thought that counts! |
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