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"The emperor of mankind" - azuriel07 - 05-28-2009

so... here's a thread for who do you think IS the emperor of mankind...

just for the lolz... no offense meant or racism or some sort...

aaand... if i'm doing something wrong.. just tell me.. XD


RE: "The emperor of mankind" - Grim - 05-28-2009

If this strays from Warhammer 40K talk I'm moving it somewhere else.

Don't worry, it won't get locked unless it gets really stupid.

Carry on gents. Gentleman


RE: "The emperor of mankind" - clonezero - 05-28-2009

wat the gak is going on here Im gone for less than 2 weeks and this is is wat I come to XP

anyway even though goat's rant seems loyal his mention of the tyrannid is a little to glorified for comfort XD

nuff said GOATS A GENESTEALER!!!


RE: "The emperor of mankind" - AppleHead - 05-28-2009

I dunno WTH warhammer is, but I am the Emperor of Mankind.


RE: "The emperor of mankind" - Hempire - 05-28-2009

I don't know who is the emperor of mankind...but i can tell you one thing, THE EMPEROR OF HEMP is....

JACK HERER!!!

Please watch and get enlightened to the truth...
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Yotube pulled a bullshit fuck when they decided to take out the audio in Part 1 of the Documentary for "copyright issues" yea right....

HEMP FOR PAPER, FIBER, FOOD, MEDICINE, and FUEL!!!


RE: "The emperor of mankind" - Goat - 05-28-2009

HERESIES!

I apologize for taking up too much space on the shoutbox. I wasn't expecting it to appear that long, for I am practicing my undeniable faith in the will of the Emperor Himself to be as immovable as what the Grey Knights posses.

This Emperor of Mankind I was talking about isn't Ardjin, for he is nothing but a heretic trying to usurp the rightful place of the one and only immortal Emperor of Mankind. He is the one who has been watching and guiding the human race for ten thousand years after incapacitation when he fought against his son Horus.

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com Wrote:Enthroned within the life-sustaining Golden Throne, the Emperor's will has transcended his maimed body. The Emperor is now divorced from the day to day running of the Imperium; this is left to the Adeptus Terra who govern in his name.

Now, his will is interpreted and executed by the High Lords of Terra, his worship is regulated by the Ecclesiarchy, his law enforced by the Adeptus Arbites, his form guarded by the Adeptus Custodes, and his people protected from the horrors of the galaxy and from even themselves by the Inquisition.

The Emperor is confined within the Golden Throne, vast bio-mechanical machinery forming the great Sanctum Imperialis, located deep within the continent-spanning complex on Terra known as the Imperial Palace. There the Emperor's physical form is sustained by carefully-maintained machinery.

Physically, the enthroned Emperor of Mankind is a ravaged corpse. The last surviving cells in his shattered body are sustained by the Golden Throne, providing an anchor for the Emperor's spirit, which extends across the entire Imperium. While his body is sustained, his will endures.

His existence is said to be an unending torment, with his every thought enslaved to the task of ruling, guiding and protecting his race. Ultimately it is only his will to endure that allows him to survive, as he knows his death would lead to the destruction of the Imperium and leave mankind without the guidance it needs to survive.

Only through his power can the Astronomican beam its guiding light, allowing Imperial ships to navigate the warp in relative safety. The Emperor is not just a beacon for space travel, however, but is said to continue to guide humanity through his Tarot, and through dreams and visions given to selected individuals. It is also popularly believed that he created the warp storm known as the Storm of the Emperor's Wrath during the Age of Apostasy, and that the Emperor's will holds Chaos at bay. Were it not for his unceasing struggle, the Chaos of the Warp would flood the material realm with madness and horror, causing untold destruction.



(05-28-2009, 08:12 PM)AppleHead Wrote: I dunno WTH warhammer is, but I am the Emperor of Mankind.

I say we roast this apple and feed it to the orks in the name of the Emperor.



(05-28-2009, 08:45 PM)Hempire Wrote: I don't know who is the emperor of mankind...but i can tell you one thing, THE EMPEROR OF HEMP is....

JACK HERER!!!!

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Yotube pulled a bullshit fuck when they decided to take out the audio in Part 1 of the Documentary for "copyright issues" yea right....

HEMP FOR PAPER, FIBER, FOOD, MEDICINE, and FUEL!!!

And I say we roast his weed and feast on its goodness in the name of the Emperor.


RE: "The emperor of mankind" - Hempire - 05-28-2009

Roast away =D

edit: Goat, it seems you're either drunk, high, sugar high, or just in videogamegasm mode...or all of that...or none of that...

Here you go, POT IN SPACE!!!!!!!


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RE: "The emperor of mankind" - clonezero - 05-29-2009

I view a moral threat

time to call in the inquisition Domo


RE: "The emperor of mankind" - NiX - 05-29-2009

Goat's high on grass.

He'd be the emperor of mankind if, well, he weren't a goat.


RE: "The emperor of mankind" - Goat - 05-30-2009

But Jesus doesn't allow heretics, mutants, and the unclean to be purged. Also, Jesus doesn't guide us in warping through various locations via space travel.


RE: "The emperor of mankind" - Fox - 06-01-2009

I would advise against the inclusion of any real world deities here, we wouldn't wanna incite any of the biblethumpers out there to start ranting at us.

But then again...

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RE: "The emperor of mankind" - clonezero - 06-01-2009

and we should also consider boss grims warning lst thing we need is the thread getting booted XP


RE: "The emperor of mankind" - Goat - 06-01-2009

Yes. We must save the Emperor of the Imperium from being purged by Grim, for mankind's destiny depends on the Emperor Himself! For some reason I'm wondering whether this should be on the forum games sub-forum, since this thread seems like a WH40K rage thread, not to mention this seems quite similar to the gentleman thread. LOL


Btw the thread invaders and those who do not worship the emperor = The heretics (Chaos) and the space communists & utilitarians (Tau)

The protectors of this thread = Space Marines

Grim = The Necron or the Tyranids (zerg equivalent of WH40K). AKA the destroyer of the Imperium and mankind's existence, for mankind is dependent on the Emperor's existence. He can also be classified as the Eldar, for he is watching this thread behind the scenes.


RE: "The emperor of mankind" - Hempire - 06-01-2009

Does the Emperor support the herb?


RE: "The emperor of mankind" - Goat - 06-01-2009

(06-01-2009, 08:35 PM)Hempire Wrote: Does the Emperor support the herb?

As long as it doesn't usurp the Emperor of Mankind Himself and keep Him from doing His deeds.


There are so many space commies in this thread. I must unleash my ultamate counterattack for realz!

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